Translation of Gundam 00 Drama CD Extra: Hallelujah's Day
Narrator: There’s a Celestial Being Gundam Meister called Allelujah Haptism who was made into a superhuman and can use corpus callosum/quantum brain waves and has another personality called Hallelujah. While normally Hallelujah can’t rise to the surface by himself, every year for one time, he can shut out Allelujah and do as he likes. This story is a record Celestial Being has of that bewildering event. CD Drama Extra Mobile Suit Gundam 00: Hallelujah’s Day.
Lockon: Setsuna, the next mission will be in 0034. Is the Exia ready?
Setsuna: I’ve finished. There’s no problems.
Lockon: Okay. Tieria.
Tieria: You think I’d make a mistake in getting things in order?
Lockon: Don’t be so irritable. I’m just asking.
Setsuna: Lockon. It seems Allelujah Haptism hasn’t come.
Lockon: Saying that...he’s not one to come late to briefings.
[door opens]
Lockon: As soon as we start saying things like that, it happens.
Tieria: This is a disaster, Allelujah Haptism. If you’re going to be late and such, you’re not fit to be a Gundam Meister.
Hallelujah: Hah! You have no right to be saying that, scum.
Tieria: What?
Lockon: Allelujah?
Hallelujah: Stop it. That’s not my name.
Setsuna: You’re not Allelujah?
Tieria: What do you mean?
Lockon: Perhaps it’s what was in Veda’s database: Allelujah’s split personality, Hallelujah?
Hallelujah: Use “sama,” you idiot!
Lockon: Hoh~ You’ve got a bad mouth.
Tieria: What an arrogant guy. This displeases me.
Lockon: Aren’t you the same?
Tieria: What do you mean?
Lockon: Nothing.
Setsuna: Allelujah...no, Hallelujah, our mission’s going to start soon.
Hallelujah: I know, that’s why I came! So, what’s the plan?
Setsuna: It’s displayed on the monitor.
Hallelujah: ...Hah! What’s wrong with this mission plan? It’s not necessary to send out four Gundams for this kind of thing.
Lockon: You’re saying that.
Hallelujah: For this kind of mission, Kyrios alone is fine. Furthermore, I’d only take one minute.
Setsuna: What?
Tieria: The Gundam can’t even launch in that time.
Hallelujah: So I’ll go unarmed!
Lockon: Don’t talk nonsense.
[door opens and Sumeragi enters]
Sumeragi: It seems you have an objection to the plan I made, Hallelujah.
Setsuna: Sumeragi Lee Noriega.
Hallelujah: You? You thought up this shitty, worthless plan?
Sumeragi: It should take a reasonable amount of time, but...
Hallelujah: With that, you’re doing this? Have all your brains turned into your tits?
Sumeragi: That’s amazing sexual harassment. But this was given as a recommendation from Veda-
Hallelujah: Come with me for a second.
Sumeragi: Wh-What?
Hallelujah: It’s fine, come!
[door opens]
Sumeragi: *gasps*
[door closes]
Sumeragi: Aa-aaah!
Setsuna: Oh! What was that?
[door opens]
Hallelujah: The discussion’s been completed. This mission will be carried out by me. That’s fine, right, Sumeragi-san?
Sumeragi: Yes, of course.
Tieria: You bastard. What the hell did you do?
Hallelujah: Now then...
Lockon: Miss Sumeragi, did you...?
Sumeragi: Don’t say it.
Lockon: Oi, oi, seriously? Those are some amazing skills.
Hallelujah: I said I’d do it in one minute.
Tieria: It didn’t even take two seconds.
Setsuna: Lockon, [what happened to] Sumeragi Lee Noriega-
Lockon: It’s too early for a kid like you to know!
Hallelujah: Anyway, I’ll be doing this mission. The plan’s simple: I’ll go annihilate the enemies with Kyrios, and you guys just watch in fear. That’s it.
Sumeragi: Amazing, Hallelujah.
Tieria: Hallelujah. I don’t think your conduct is appropriate for a Gundam Meister who will change the world. I refuse to let it be like that. That’s right! You should die ten thousand times!
Hallelujah: The megane who showed Nadleeh to the enemies and sobbed uncontrollably about it shouldn’t be saying that.
Tieria: Wh-?! Why [do you know] that-?
Hallelujah: Hah! You sentimental bastard!
Tieria: Tcheh! You bastard!!
Lockon: Tieria!! ...Did you really cry?
Tieria: Shut up.
Sumeragi: Today, we’ll go with Hallelujah’s mission.
Tieria: You, too?! Under these circumstances (TN: meaning Kyrios going alone), the mission will be a hardship!
Sumeragi: But Hallelujah’s plan is recommended by Veda.
Tieria: What? V-Veda? That kind of idiotic [plan]... There’s no other choice? However, when did-?
Hallelujah: I said I’d finish it in one minute.
Lockon: What kind of ability is that?
Hallelujah: It’s fine, so let’s go! It’s my battle. I’ll show them my true strength!
[Kyrios gets on the launch catapult]
Hallelujah: Kyrios, Hallelujah, punching the target full of holes!
[Kyrios launches]
Hallelujah: Hahahahaha! This is fun, isn’t it, Allelujah? ALLELUJAH!! Keheh, you can’t hear me? HAHAHAHAHA!!
Narrator: Then, several days’ time passes...
[door opens]
Allelujah: Sorry I’m late!
Tieria: A-Allelujah.
Allelujah: What?
Lockon: You are...Allelujah, right?
Allelujah: Of course!
Setsuna: Really?
Allelujah: Isn’t it obvious? What’s wrong? Everyone’s making such scary faces.
Tieria: After seeing what you did, anyone would make such a face.
Lockon: We reject your violence. The plan came to nothing.
Setsuna: My Exia was also heavily damaged.
Lockon: Miss Sumeragi is also currently useless.
Allelujah: What do you mean?
Lockon: Ask the other guy inside yourself.
Allelujah: You mean...could it be, Hallelujah? That’s it, right, Setsuna?
Setsuna: Bui. (TN: Sounds like he’s turned away or something like that.)
Allelujah: He brushed me off. Lockon?
Lockon: Even I can’t stick up for you [this time].
Allelujah: Tieria!
Tieria: I want to bury you right now.
Allelujah: Ah...If that’s true, if that’s true, I am...a monster!!
Narrator: That’s how it went.
Lockon: Setsuna, the next mission will be in 0034. Is the Exia ready?
Setsuna: I’ve finished. There’s no problems.
Lockon: Okay. Tieria.
Tieria: You think I’d make a mistake in getting things in order?
Lockon: Don’t be so irritable. I’m just asking.
Setsuna: Lockon. It seems Allelujah Haptism hasn’t come.
Lockon: Saying that...he’s not one to come late to briefings.
[door opens]
Lockon: As soon as we start saying things like that, it happens.
Tieria: This is a disaster, Allelujah Haptism. If you’re going to be late and such, you’re not fit to be a Gundam Meister.
Hallelujah: Hah! You have no right to be saying that, scum.
Tieria: What?
Lockon: Allelujah?
Hallelujah: Stop it. That’s not my name.
Setsuna: You’re not Allelujah?
Tieria: What do you mean?
Lockon: Perhaps it’s what was in Veda’s database: Allelujah’s split personality, Hallelujah?
Hallelujah: Use “sama,” you idiot!
Lockon: Hoh~ You’ve got a bad mouth.
Tieria: What an arrogant guy. This displeases me.
Lockon: Aren’t you the same?
Tieria: What do you mean?
Lockon: Nothing.
Setsuna: Allelujah...no, Hallelujah, our mission’s going to start soon.
Hallelujah: I know, that’s why I came! So, what’s the plan?
Setsuna: It’s displayed on the monitor.
Hallelujah: ...Hah! What’s wrong with this mission plan? It’s not necessary to send out four Gundams for this kind of thing.
Lockon: You’re saying that.
Hallelujah: For this kind of mission, Kyrios alone is fine. Furthermore, I’d only take one minute.
Setsuna: What?
Tieria: The Gundam can’t even launch in that time.
Hallelujah: So I’ll go unarmed!
Lockon: Don’t talk nonsense.
[door opens and Sumeragi enters]
Sumeragi: It seems you have an objection to the plan I made, Hallelujah.
Setsuna: Sumeragi Lee Noriega.
Hallelujah: You? You thought up this shitty, worthless plan?
Sumeragi: It should take a reasonable amount of time, but...
Hallelujah: With that, you’re doing this? Have all your brains turned into your tits?
Sumeragi: That’s amazing sexual harassment. But this was given as a recommendation from Veda-
Hallelujah: Come with me for a second.
Sumeragi: Wh-What?
Hallelujah: It’s fine, come!
[door opens]
Sumeragi: *gasps*
[door closes]
Sumeragi: Aa-aaah!
Setsuna: Oh! What was that?
[door opens]
Hallelujah: The discussion’s been completed. This mission will be carried out by me. That’s fine, right, Sumeragi-san?
Sumeragi: Yes, of course.
Tieria: You bastard. What the hell did you do?
Hallelujah: Now then...
Lockon: Miss Sumeragi, did you...?
Sumeragi: Don’t say it.
Lockon: Oi, oi, seriously? Those are some amazing skills.
Hallelujah: I said I’d do it in one minute.
Tieria: It didn’t even take two seconds.
Setsuna: Lockon, [what happened to] Sumeragi Lee Noriega-
Lockon: It’s too early for a kid like you to know!
Hallelujah: Anyway, I’ll be doing this mission. The plan’s simple: I’ll go annihilate the enemies with Kyrios, and you guys just watch in fear. That’s it.
Sumeragi: Amazing, Hallelujah.
Tieria: Hallelujah. I don’t think your conduct is appropriate for a Gundam Meister who will change the world. I refuse to let it be like that. That’s right! You should die ten thousand times!
Hallelujah: The megane who showed Nadleeh to the enemies and sobbed uncontrollably about it shouldn’t be saying that.
Tieria: Wh-?! Why [do you know] that-?
Hallelujah: Hah! You sentimental bastard!
Tieria: Tcheh! You bastard!!
Lockon: Tieria!! ...Did you really cry?
Tieria: Shut up.
Sumeragi: Today, we’ll go with Hallelujah’s mission.
Tieria: You, too?! Under these circumstances (TN: meaning Kyrios going alone), the mission will be a hardship!
Sumeragi: But Hallelujah’s plan is recommended by Veda.
Tieria: What? V-Veda? That kind of idiotic [plan]... There’s no other choice? However, when did-?
Hallelujah: I said I’d finish it in one minute.
Lockon: What kind of ability is that?
Hallelujah: It’s fine, so let’s go! It’s my battle. I’ll show them my true strength!
[Kyrios gets on the launch catapult]
Hallelujah: Kyrios, Hallelujah, punching the target full of holes!
[Kyrios launches]
Hallelujah: Hahahahaha! This is fun, isn’t it, Allelujah? ALLELUJAH!! Keheh, you can’t hear me? HAHAHAHAHA!!
Narrator: Then, several days’ time passes...
[door opens]
Allelujah: Sorry I’m late!
Tieria: A-Allelujah.
Allelujah: What?
Lockon: You are...Allelujah, right?
Allelujah: Of course!
Setsuna: Really?
Allelujah: Isn’t it obvious? What’s wrong? Everyone’s making such scary faces.
Tieria: After seeing what you did, anyone would make such a face.
Lockon: We reject your violence. The plan came to nothing.
Setsuna: My Exia was also heavily damaged.
Lockon: Miss Sumeragi is also currently useless.
Allelujah: What do you mean?
Lockon: Ask the other guy inside yourself.
Allelujah: You mean...could it be, Hallelujah? That’s it, right, Setsuna?
Setsuna: Bui. (TN: Sounds like he’s turned away or something like that.)
Allelujah: He brushed me off. Lockon?
Lockon: Even I can’t stick up for you [this time].
Allelujah: Tieria!
Tieria: I want to bury you right now.
Allelujah: Ah...If that’s true, if that’s true, I am...a monster!!
Narrator: That’s how it went.