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Well! I had never attended a gymnastics competition before; but that was super! Who could have known it was possible to move one's legs in a way when not in an R-rated film? Certainly not me! I told all the residents of the nursing home about how fantastic you were, Pearl, and they all want to come to the next meet! I shall naturally provide them with the appropriate pom poms and cheering megaphones -- only unfortunately not Mr. Gunther with his tourette syndrome, as I do not think it shall be appropriate for his unfortunate profanities to echo through the gym; however, he may hold the Go Pearl!!! banner!