Summary of Our Lives:

Oct 10, 2005 22:41

There are no rewards.

Only expectations.

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junkymonday September 27 2006, 02:29:58 UTC
You big slut. Diseases? Yeah, 12 of em.

Bitch.

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superherosloth September 28 2006, 18:37:46 UTC
Yeah you think it's funny...

until your walking down the street one day and all of the sudden you pass a person who begins screaming in agony when he smells the poisonous gasses fuming from your privates as a result of "Jake 7 AKA the Fume." Then suddenly you being violently swinging your arms around trying as hard as you can to beat any living thing to death (this is when you know the Jake 3/4 has begun taking control of your CNS). But I'm only wasting my time explaining all of this to you, Molly, because you've had all of these for many years now, and I'm sure that your well aware of all the varying effects of these highly contagious....airbon....infectious....STD's!

with much love,
Jake

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junkymonday September 28 2006, 19:35:03 UTC
Most of my problems have resulted from Jake 3. Sometimes I just get the compulsive urge to take a bath in hydrogen peroxide. I think it may have something to do with the invisible sores that cover my body and run and spread to everyone I touch.

I can't believe you did this to me. This is what I get for all my love and sexual devotion. I don't have any friends anymore.

Thanks. Thanks a whole lot, Jake.

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superherosloth October 13 2006, 00:30:57 UTC
but you have me!!

and i'm a friend/ sexually devoted love slave.

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junkymonday October 13 2006, 02:13:59 UTC
Yeah. That's true. I feel better.

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