Things That Suck

[superhappytime]

Taking a break from my regularly schedule programming...

Post 1 - Sex, sex, dating, sex, drugs, dating, sex...
Post 2 - Traveling Travesty
Post 3 - Our (My) Illogical Relationship With Sex
Post 4 - Holiday Blues
Intermission - Things That Suck

- Cold weather

- Early mornings

- Mayonnaise

- Your mom (BURN!!)

- Most green vegetables

- Your romantic partner (if you're fortunate!)

- The Drudge Report

- Anybody who supported Herman Cain

- Ke$ha

- Buble

- Bob Seger

- Ted Nugent

- James Taylor

- The day after yesterday

- Having to drive myself to the airport, like some loveless, friendless loser

- Having to rent a car to drive myself from the airport at my destination, like some loveless, friendless loser

- Soy Sauce (as a condiment, it's fine as a cooking aid)

- Barbecue Sauce (as a condiment, it's fine as a cooking aid)

- Summer Breeze (just kidding--it makes me feel fine)

- Anyone listing their favorite Xmas carols who doesn't include Bing Crosby/David Bowie singing "Little Drummer Boy"

- Anyone who mentioned the above song and says "it's really good." It's not. It's super weird and creepy.

- What ever moron drank all the OJ in my fridge and failed to buy more