Why You (me? we?) Are Destined to End Up Alone

[superhappytime]

To paraphrase a quote often mistakenly attributed to Albert Einstein: people who repeat the same mistake over and over and expect it to turn out differently are some dumb motherfuckers.1When it comes to dating there are a handful of ways people do this

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[mad_m]

regarding #4, what car are you getting?

[superhappytime]

Prius. I want an eco-friendly status symbol that will appeal to liberal guilt. I will then take lots of pictures of it to post on my facebook and G+

[mad_m]

i would never date you. prius drivers as assholes. it's like prius is the new BMW.

[superhappytime]

But Larry David drives a Prius. And nobody would ever call him am asshole, right?

I think you have your asshole list wrong anyway. It goes like this:

- Hummer
- any luxury SUV
- any European car over 60k
- any Asian SUV
- any mega American SUV
- Infiniti
- BMW

Probably screwed up not having American luxury cars in their, but they aren't so much for d-bags as they are for old, uptight Republicans.

[mad_m]

I think "any Asian SUV" can be replaced with "any Asian car over 35k" and my statement about prii and insights holds.

[superhappytime]

you have so much hate in your heart