Happy Anniversary
Hh. "How about helping me with these dishes?"
H. "How about you helping me with your fat, stupid face blocking the television?"
Hh. "What did you just say to me? Are you fucking kidding me?"
H. "Why don't you make yourself useful and go do the dishes or something?"
(a cord is pulled. the console goes dark)
H. "What the fuck?! I haven't saved yet!"
Hh. "Just what the hell makes you think you can talk to me like that? You think I'm going to put up with it?"
H. "You have been for two and a half years now, why not more?"
Hh. "You don't think I would walk out this door right here, right now?"
H. "Nope. And even if you did, you wouldn't be missed."
Hh. "Oh, big man. I bet you have tons of girls clawing over each other for a stud like you."
H. "Maybe I do."
Hh. "You're just saying that because you fucked my sister when I was in Aruba. Ha! Didn't think I knew? Your cum wasn't even dry on her face before she called me crying to confess, you dumb motherfucker!"
H. "Ohhhhh...so THAT is why you have been such a cunt to me the last couple weeks. Way to be an adult and come right out and say so."
H. "Yeah, okay, I admit it. I fucked her. And you know what I figured out? That rancid-fishsticks smell that comes out of your vagina must be something you're eating, because it's sure as hell not hereditary!"
Hh. "Wh...how DARE you! *sob* You son of a bitch! That is it! We are through! I am fucking LEAVING you, you sick, demented asshole! I HATE YOU!" (running footsteps, door slams)
H. "How about you helping me with your fat, stupid face blocking the television?"
Hh. "What did you just say to me? Are you fucking kidding me?"
H. "Why don't you make yourself useful and go do the dishes or something?"
(a cord is pulled. the console goes dark)
H. "What the fuck?! I haven't saved yet!"
Hh. "Just what the hell makes you think you can talk to me like that? You think I'm going to put up with it?"
H. "You have been for two and a half years now, why not more?"
Hh. "You don't think I would walk out this door right here, right now?"
H. "Nope. And even if you did, you wouldn't be missed."
Hh. "Oh, big man. I bet you have tons of girls clawing over each other for a stud like you."
H. "Maybe I do."
Hh. "You're just saying that because you fucked my sister when I was in Aruba. Ha! Didn't think I knew? Your cum wasn't even dry on her face before she called me crying to confess, you dumb motherfucker!"
H. "Ohhhhh...so THAT is why you have been such a cunt to me the last couple weeks. Way to be an adult and come right out and say so."
H. "Yeah, okay, I admit it. I fucked her. And you know what I figured out? That rancid-fishsticks smell that comes out of your vagina must be something you're eating, because it's sure as hell not hereditary!"
Hh. "Wh...how DARE you! *sob* You son of a bitch! That is it! We are through! I am fucking LEAVING you, you sick, demented asshole! I HATE YOU!" (running footsteps, door slams)