GrogSmash Sera
1. as a general rule of thumb. I hate forwarded emails and online surveys. I delete forwards. I don't read them so don't send them to me. I'm not going to forward them on to anyone else. I don't care what it's for. Oh, Let us add online scams to the list. Survey's belong on the list of evil things (like barney and peas, esp frozen peas).
2. I hate lies about rape, abuse, molestation or marriage. People who fake being a victim of abuse deserve to be abused. And I don't wish abuse on anyone. But if you are going to pretend someone destroyed your life, I will do my best to destroy your life. Then not only can you have the attention of people for real. You will really understand how it feels. It is scared to talk about abuse, do not come to me for sympathy over being abused if you are lying. I will kick your ass if I find out. Also marriage. I know it's different but if you are married (I don't care if you are a man or a woman). Do not claim you are unmarried. It's wrong and violates, you, your spouse and the people you are lying to.
3. Motorcyles, cars, trucks, anything with wheels. I love them. I love to drive as fast as I can. I also obey speed limits. Figure that one out. Speed is my drug of choice. It works better than anything at making me feel great. Driving fast can take me out of any bad mood. I don't like riding in autos much. I like driving, yes that is an important difference.
4. My job. I love real estate. I get paid to play monopoly. It's fun it's crazy and you constantly have to stay up on it. It's my fascination. I also as a general rule dispise real estate agents. Go figure that out seeing I am one. I like to think I'm a different kind of agent and I try my hardest not to be the 'average real estate agent'.
5. Allergies/Asthma. They are horrible. I am allergic to so many things. Eating out is a challange. Add to that dust, mold, cats and various cleaning supllies, perfumes... I need a bubble. When you combine the two you become much more likely to get things like broncitis and other lung illnesses.
Sucks.
6. Nicotine and caffiene. I can't live without the two and I wont. I don't care if I have lung cancer next year or in twenty years. I will smoke and enjoy every god damned second of it. Don't try to convince me to stop. Don't tell me how bad it is for me. Leave me the fuck alone about it. I'll probably be dancing a jig on your grave and smoking a cigar in your memory.
And now to pass the torch...
to name names...
to curse those with the task I have just performed...
name 6 things...
You could like them.
You could hate them.
6 things about you...
6 things that have nothing to do with you...
6 anythings...
it doesn't matter what you choose to mention...
the only rule is you must specifically mention 6 things...
1. The other ME
2. Beka
3. Rosie
4. Emmy
5. Sonja
6. Alianthe
2. I hate lies about rape, abuse, molestation or marriage. People who fake being a victim of abuse deserve to be abused. And I don't wish abuse on anyone. But if you are going to pretend someone destroyed your life, I will do my best to destroy your life. Then not only can you have the attention of people for real. You will really understand how it feels. It is scared to talk about abuse, do not come to me for sympathy over being abused if you are lying. I will kick your ass if I find out. Also marriage. I know it's different but if you are married (I don't care if you are a man or a woman). Do not claim you are unmarried. It's wrong and violates, you, your spouse and the people you are lying to.
3. Motorcyles, cars, trucks, anything with wheels. I love them. I love to drive as fast as I can. I also obey speed limits. Figure that one out. Speed is my drug of choice. It works better than anything at making me feel great. Driving fast can take me out of any bad mood. I don't like riding in autos much. I like driving, yes that is an important difference.
4. My job. I love real estate. I get paid to play monopoly. It's fun it's crazy and you constantly have to stay up on it. It's my fascination. I also as a general rule dispise real estate agents. Go figure that out seeing I am one. I like to think I'm a different kind of agent and I try my hardest not to be the 'average real estate agent'.
5. Allergies/Asthma. They are horrible. I am allergic to so many things. Eating out is a challange. Add to that dust, mold, cats and various cleaning supllies, perfumes... I need a bubble. When you combine the two you become much more likely to get things like broncitis and other lung illnesses.
Sucks.
6. Nicotine and caffiene. I can't live without the two and I wont. I don't care if I have lung cancer next year or in twenty years. I will smoke and enjoy every god damned second of it. Don't try to convince me to stop. Don't tell me how bad it is for me. Leave me the fuck alone about it. I'll probably be dancing a jig on your grave and smoking a cigar in your memory.
And now to pass the torch...
to name names...
to curse those with the task I have just performed...
name 6 things...
You could like them.
You could hate them.
6 things about you...
6 things that have nothing to do with you...
6 anythings...
it doesn't matter what you choose to mention...
the only rule is you must specifically mention 6 things...
1. The other ME
2. Beka
3. Rosie
4. Emmy
5. Sonja
6. Alianthe