Sep 03, 2008 00:48
Oh geez, the world must be coming to an end when Heidi & Spencer are getting the royal treatment by anyone... are you seriously kidding me? Our tax dollars went to foot the bill for some motorcycle cops to escort the 'doublemint twins' to a car race? Something is seriously wrong with this company, oops, I mean country. Same thing, isn't it? haha! So, hurricane gustav is over, I guess, when I woke up this morning the news skipped right over it as if it was all just a overnite rainshower. Silly media. Cameras are for people with hearts! TMZ slays me. I liken it to Heidi & Spencer... you hate to watch them, but you just can't turn away. Moving on...
The Hills must change to a hour format. this half our stuff is crap. 2/3 of it is now commercials, and all we get are Lo's snide remarks towards AUDRINA, and Lauren not doing anything about it... and a breakup with Doug. This Doug guy, he's a hottie, and seemed to fit Lauren well. I thought that was what she wanted, some arm candy? Guess he didn't treat her bad enough. I guess. If you can't say bad stuff about your boyfriend he isn't worth sticking with. If I could pick anyone for Lauren, in the whole wide world.... let's see....he's gotta be around her age,tall,dark,handsome,self absorbed,accessible, but not too accessible,a ladies man. Hmmm, Nick Simmons is too nice, 12 pack is too big, Shawn White isn't really her type. It's a tough call. Who is the modern day Fonze? Lauren's dad kind of reminds of Fonze. John Mayer? Oh. Kinda too old. Darn. Someone like Scott Baio, only younger. John Stamos-like. I don't know maybe I'll have a dream about the perfect guy for her. I really should get a whole life of my own. Oh, and I think Audrina should totally kick Lo's *ss. It would be over as fast as a Tyson fight. 123 OUT! Darn, I don't want Audrina to go, I like her. Maybe she'll get kicked off and get her own show. Eh. I must sleep now.