The Funniest Nightmare Ever
I was sleeping the other day and woke up just enough to see the outline of my coat hanging on the wall and thought it was an intruder. I knew I was having a nightmare so I just started making noise, with hopes that Rich would hear and wake me up. I had failed to realize that Rich wasn't in my apartment, so the dream continued. After making noises in general didn't work, I get angry and tried my best to shout "fuck you" at the coat intruder. After over a dozen times trying my best to curse off my coat, I finally woke up... mumbling "fuck you" to my coat. I thought it was pretty funny.