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I guess this was a real interview. Just watch it. It gets good in exactly five seconds and doesn't let up. Especially if you're not a very sympathetic person. Note the eye squint/angry scream from a crewmember when she doesn't even know what station she's on at the end. Someone on YouTube recommended that she quit doing interviews to become an organ donor. Ha.
Also, holy growth spurt, Dakota Fanning:
That's all.