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Picturesque -- PG elendiliel July 24 2010, 05:49:29 UTC
“Hey, isn’t that a naked picture of Riida?” Aiba laughs and points to the image.

Four pairs of eyes follow Aiba’s finger, grins breaking out on their faces. Ohno merely pouts.

“Oh, don’t look like that, Riida. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before.” Jun offers, trying to ease Ohno’s embarrassment.

“Who put that there, anyway?” Sho asks as Nino’s smirk widens.

“I did, of course.” Nino replies lazily, cupping his chin with his hand.

“So you just carry naked pictures of Ohno around? All the time?” Sho asks, horrified, while Aiba cracks up in the background.

“What, you don’t?” Nino counters. “That one is just a copy though. I wouldn’t waste the actual one on this fake pinball machine for a photoshoot.”

Sho’s body goes slack with incoherency as Jun puts his fingers to his temple, shaking his head with dismay.

“Don’t worry, Oh-chan. Everyone loves it. They just don’t know how to express it.” Nino says as he pats Ohno’s hand lovingly.

“I love it, too! I do! Riida, your, you know, is really -“ Aiba begins admiringly, but is cut off with a whack to the head from Jun.

After a beat, Ohno finally speaks, still pouting. “After spending all that time sitting through those poses, you used that one? It’s not even new!” Ohno turns his sad gaze to Nino.

Aiba continues to laugh, Sho cringes, and Jun drops his head to the pinball machine, as Nino places his hands on both of Ohno’s cheeks. “That’s what you’re upset about? I can’t show the new ones, Oh-chan. I’m in half of them, after all, doing things that I’m pretty sure would traumatize Jun and give Sho a swift death by heart attack.”

Sho pales deathly white and grips the side of the pinball machine. Aiba’s laughing so hard he’s on the floor, and Jun is banging his head on the machine, muttering.

Ohno nods in agreement, and Nino beams.

“Maybe we can get one of all five of us?” Aiba adds excitedly, and Sho faints dead on the floor.

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Re: Picturesque -- PG honeypuffed July 24 2010, 07:31:08 UTC
you know, what i love most about this is that i can believe it. arashiiiiii, why so fabulous.

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Re: Picturesque -- PG elendiliel July 25 2010, 22:17:20 UTC
The fabulous just oozes out of their pores, doesn't it? It's why we have rainbows, you know. To remind us of how fabulous Arashi really is. XD

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Re: Picturesque -- PG yukichan_tb July 24 2010, 08:14:28 UTC
I love you XD
for writing this one!!! ♥

You know, an entire series could be written just on this drabble of yours!!!!
This is... great! :3

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Re: Picturesque -- PG elendiliel July 25 2010, 22:16:28 UTC
I won't do a whole series, but if someone else wants to, they can go for it! :D [wink wink nudge nudge]

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Re: Picturesque -- PG dictionarysays July 24 2010, 15:26:33 UTC
Hahah! So much of my body likes to wholeheartedly believe this is what happens at every photoshoot (and that Nino truly DOES own several photos of naked Ohno).

We can only hope that Aiba eventually convinced the boys to do one of all of 'em (and that someday (preferably soon) it will be leaked on the interwebz for all (us) to enjoy). ;)

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Re: Picturesque -- PG elendiliel July 25 2010, 22:15:50 UTC
Mmmm wouldn't that just be *lovely*? [sighs dreamily at fictional picture] XD

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Re: Picturesque -- PG vulpus_mirus July 26 2010, 09:08:46 UTC
One day I would like to rob Nino. I'm positive he must carry this naked Ohno picture around. Keeping it is probably more important than keeping money in his wallet. lol.

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Re: Picturesque -- PG elendiliel July 26 2010, 14:53:52 UTC
"Keeping it is probably more important than keeping money in his wallet."

SO TRUE.

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