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According to this completely true mathematically correct, scientifically proven test, my penis still has 2 inches to grow. Yay?
Jeez I don't think I've actual updated this thing in....ever. Oh well. I'm going to give you people an update on my life. Not that anyone reads it anyway, but oh well.
Alright let's start...September. I met one of my now best friends, who is in 8th grade as of now, named Lauren. She's cool. Then, umm....good god I have a bad memory. Umm...oh yeah then I met these 3 girls at a football game. They were kind of hot I guess, but once I started getting to know them I found out they weren't very good girls :-X. Oh well, not my problem. Then Halloween. I was supposed to meet one of those girls, but some guy kicked us out of the school so I didn't get to meet her. So I decided to go where everyone was going, Gateway Commons. I tried walking there, but I got lost. I suck with directions, I'm such a failure :-( Oh well. Then umm...Thanksgiving was hectic. Not gonna get into that. Then Christmas was...rather uneventful. I got some cool stuff I guess, but most of it went towards my season pass for Shawnee Peak. Yep. Oh man I know I'm skipping so much but I have such a bad memory...Oh yeah then yesterday I smoked a bazillion joints, got shit-faced out of my mind, had 3 wild orgies with complete strangers, and then robbed a bank. Yes, all in one day. They still haven't caught me!
Just kidding about that last part :-(
Jeez I don't think I've actual updated this thing in....ever. Oh well. I'm going to give you people an update on my life. Not that anyone reads it anyway, but oh well.
Alright let's start...September. I met one of my now best friends, who is in 8th grade as of now, named Lauren. She's cool. Then, umm....good god I have a bad memory. Umm...oh yeah then I met these 3 girls at a football game. They were kind of hot I guess, but once I started getting to know them I found out they weren't very good girls :-X. Oh well, not my problem. Then Halloween. I was supposed to meet one of those girls, but some guy kicked us out of the school so I didn't get to meet her. So I decided to go where everyone was going, Gateway Commons. I tried walking there, but I got lost. I suck with directions, I'm such a failure :-( Oh well. Then umm...Thanksgiving was hectic. Not gonna get into that. Then Christmas was...rather uneventful. I got some cool stuff I guess, but most of it went towards my season pass for Shawnee Peak. Yep. Oh man I know I'm skipping so much but I have such a bad memory...Oh yeah then yesterday I smoked a bazillion joints, got shit-faced out of my mind, had 3 wild orgies with complete strangers, and then robbed a bank. Yes, all in one day. They still haven't caught me!
Just kidding about that last part :-(