Today's List Of Very Important Things

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If you like Franz Ferdinand, you are a turd in human form and I wil eject
you from my path with shovels.

I still want to fuck the woman from The Flying Lizards and I don't know why.

I want the International War Crimes Tribunal in Holland to begin
prosecuting people who buy Scissors Sisters records.

The horrible truth is that if everyone in Ethiopia died tomorrow, Bob
Geldof and Midge Ure would never have to commit another Band Aid remake.
That's a hard one, eh?

Travis, Coldplay, Snow Patrol and the rest of those gurning soap-dodger
foetuses with the inability to grow beards who "rebel" by wearing socks
for hats while dressing in clothes their mothers bought for them are
cultural terrorists and the Enemy of all that is fine and glorious in
popular music. They should all be in Guantanamo Bay with black hoods over
their heads and forty electrodes wired to each of their hairless, undropped
nuts.

Justin Hawkins is a tumour with teeth, and should be treated as such.

At your age, reading Harry Potter books is absolutely the same thing as
being one of those grown men who likes wearing nappies.

I haven't slept for, um, a while.

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