Mister Ramp

[superflow]

Mister Ramp's hair was a vile toxic orange. As were his large, unblinking eyes. As, indeed, was his penis, painted in a sticky antiseptic emulsion to defeat the various Shagging Diseases that remained rife in the Sexual Underworld

Comments

[superflow]

Also, those who paint their genitals orange.

I think they are enchanted by it.

[lilchiva]

Imagine the outrage not worship that a rainbow painted vagina would evoke.

Re: I think they are enchanted by it.

[nerdy_thor]

I don't think anyone but the FCC or overprotective parents would really mind that.

"hey phil the sun looks weird, almost..almost as if it's really the Poon of Power"
"As foretold in the book of boredom?"
"Yes... You know what this means?"
"what?"
"There'll be a public service announcement about THIS hurting your eyes too"
"bollocks...well let's stare while we're alive."

-Saffer.

Re: I think they are enchanted by it.

[nerdy_thor]

Eh.... parents and the government would care.

People like me would stop staying inside to write, and start going out to get some "fresh air"

I for one would rather see a humongous giner block the sun than have to watch a huge cock block the sun. But I'm weird and somewhat autistic.

-Saffer.

Re: I think they are enchanted by it.

[nerdy_thor]

hah. I wish. I'm just socially awkward and incredibly handsome and intelligent. too bad I couldn't be one of those half-retarded kinds ='(.

-Saffer.