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Apr 17, 2005 11:32

Run Felicia! Run, run run! Get that soccer ball, ohh it´s high in the air, you can get it, oh almost there, run a little faster. Call it, "I got it, I got-" SMACK! POW! BANG.

That´s right Felicia, run in to your friend Kristin´s head at full force. It will be fun, but be sure to promptly fall to the ground and lay there in shock for a couple minutes. After this time you may lift your head and check out all the blood you are holding in your cupped hands. Ohh, ohh...pain is setting in. What´s that, oh, it´s more pain.

Way to go loser, your nose is flowing with blood not only internally, but you scrapped it on the outside too. Feel any nausea yet? It´s coming, along with more and more pain. But don´t worry, you may not have broken it, the nice ER doctor told you to see the specialist in a few days to figure out how bad it is.

In the meantime sit back, relax, enjoy that pain and write all those friggin papers. Yippiiiie.
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