I AM KEVIN BACON AND KIEFER SUTHERLAND'S LOVE CHILD

May 29, 2011 03:39

Apparently, I made this journal a long time ago.

Uh, ok, hi my name is Emalie and I'm a short sixteen year old girl. I love food, good looking men, food, good looking men and food and good looking men. Oh yeah and I've been jazz and tap dancing for ten years! As for everything else about me: Jessica Alba masturbates to me, I'm so goddamn good looking. I friend zone guys left and right! FEMALE DUKE DEVLIN. No, I'm not that conciet. But I'm also not kidding. I seriously do get asked out a lot, which means friend zone to the dude when I say no! It's not as glamorous as it sounds, trust me. Mean Girls LIES. UM! I also have a huge thing for music and video games. And Disney. My only talent is pretty much dancing! And everyone loves it apparently, so that's nice.

Ok, this was awkward. I don't know how to introduce anything. Or talk. Let alone talk about myself. And I've never used an internet blog before. I don't even use the internet much! No joke, I'm a techologically impaired duck. I spend all my time in class dreaming about living in the late 1800's as a cabaret dancer!

Well! There was my beautiful/crappy/non-informative/gay introduction!

xoxoxoxox bye!

(P.S: Oh yeah, my icon is Rise from Persona 4 and I guess I put it as that when I made this journal two years ago, cause I was just that lame. I'll change it later when I figure out how! This place is so fancy, omg.)

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