New Addendum to Promise's Law on the Hooking Up!!! (You know you love these!)
Exhibit A:
Hot Chick number one. Sure she's got a HEAVENLY body and nice lips, but she wants you to put aside your natural, hormone driven desires to mack.
First off, she feels offended that you would DARE to peruse those astounding curves, and long legs. That's why she has decided to dress as modestly as her socio-economic status allows her to. Of course, she is a feminist who dresses this way to exert her strength as a woman (not to attract rapists and losers and momma's boys)
See, she is looking for a man who's intelligent(meaning: He decided against dropping out of his degree in Electrical Engineering to study Interpretive Art) and nurturing(meaning: He has a lot of money so he can baby her) and sweet(meaning: He'll hold your hair while you're puking up the leftovers of that Rufie Colada he slipped you 3 hours ago)
All in all, I'm making most of this up. But ladies, you know it's true.
Hot Chick number one. Sure she's got a HEAVENLY body and nice lips, but she wants you to put aside your natural, hormone driven desires to mack.
First off, she feels offended that you would DARE to peruse those astounding curves, and long legs. That's why she has decided to dress as modestly as her socio-economic status allows her to. Of course, she is a feminist who dresses this way to exert her strength as a woman (not to attract rapists and losers and momma's boys)
See, she is looking for a man who's intelligent(meaning: He decided against dropping out of his degree in Electrical Engineering to study Interpretive Art) and nurturing(meaning: He has a lot of money so he can baby her) and sweet(meaning: He'll hold your hair while you're puking up the leftovers of that Rufie Colada he slipped you 3 hours ago)
All in all, I'm making most of this up. But ladies, you know it's true.