So I made it thru my wisdom teeth surgery and now I’m finally feeling up to actually sitting down and catching up on tv last week. I’m still on some drugs though, so be warned…
America’s Next Top Model:
-Saleisha is America’s Next Top Model.
CSI NY: “Child's Play”
-Could have done without seeing that guy’s face blown up.
-When Danny comes on screen in just a wifebeater, I lose focus for a few minutes, so I really forgot some of this episode, but there were a crap load of Flack quotes…
-"Stop, drop and roll, you son of a bitch."
-"Going out with a bang."
-"Until it blew up in his face."
-"Just a hot damn minute now."
-CSI NY has gone above and beyond CSI Miami gross eye stuff, not only did they stick a needle in an eyeball, but they injected it with ink. Ok, you win the gross eye stuff challenge, let’s please stop this competition.
-Now I know I don’t even need to go into how incredibly awesome Danny was in this episode, I mean when he starts crying, I just can’t handle it. But how about we work on the transitions between scenes a little better. One scene, Danny and Ruben’s mom are bawling at their apartment and then Lindsay and Flack are laughing it up about Larry. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the complete lack of Danny/Lindsay this week. ARRR!!!! There was so much potential here, so much that could have happened, could have been said, and we got absolutely nothing. What is going on with these two? Where are my Danny/Lindsay loving writer? Oh, that’s right.
Survivor:
-Todd wins the million dollars and I’m completely shocked. I mean, between the final three, I really would have been ok with any of them winning, but come on. Courtney got more votes then Amanda, why? I’m also glad that James won the fan favorite and got $100,000 and then they gave Denise $50,000 after hearing she lost her job, I beg to differ that she was a fan favorite though.
Smallville: “Gemini”
-Yeah, Smallville is back and I was so eager to get back into the action. Let me recap real quick…
-Clark came back from the fortress after being gone for 2 weeks.
-Clark and Lana have combined forces to bring Lex down.
-The Daily Planet’s editor, who Lois has been banging, was actually a clone, Julian Luthor, who Lex created, along with another clone who Lex later shot and killed.
-Lex bought The Daily Planet.
-Chloe can now control her super powers and showed them off to Jimmy.
-And I missed the last 2 minutes, but it looked like it was going to just be some more mushy, nauseating Clark/Lana stuff.
CSI: “Lying Down With Dogs”
-Now for the worst episode of the week, brought to you by a tv show that is plummenting so fast that not even H can save it. I actually had to turn off CSI this week, yes, I, the CSI fanatic, had to turn the channel. I just couldn’t watch the dog fighting and I mean they showed everything and yes, on one hand it’s great that this very important issue has come to light recently because of Michael Vick and everything and now more and more people are becoming aware of it, but I mean they showed everything. And I can take seeing people blown up, cut up, stabbed, shot, or set of fire, but I have to draw the line at watching the dog fighting and the results of it. I mean it has a lot to do with the fact that I have to deal with the effects of dog fighting everyday at my work, but the episode really made me sick. And again, I’m glad CSI did an episode like this to make people even more aware, but for me, they just showed too much and I just couldn’t watch it.
Wow, that’s more thinking and typing then I’ve done in several days and now I feel I need to go lay down.
But, one final thing, posted by
hope_is_love, this sums up how I feel about the Suck-a-more Ravens right now…
A joke my father told me.
little boy with bag: I'm running away!
man on street: why are you running away?
little boy with bag: Because my mommy and daddy beat me
man on street: Where are you going?
little boy with bag: To M&T Bank Stadium
man on street: Why would you go there?
little boy with bag: well sir, the ravens don't beat anyone!
haha.