Hello, my name is God, and I'm here to talk some shit.
Ok, not really. In fact, God still hates me. Let's look at the facts:
-I finally pay off the kia and then I get my $200 speeding ticket, and get denied traffic school. Damn the man.
-My car breaks and it costs me $215 to fix. There went money I didn't have to spend. Thanks, God!
-I finally get a raise at work and gas prices go up. At least they're going down slowly but surely, but still... DAMN THE MAN!
-I get weekends off at work now for some reason, but then I end up covering people's shifts and working 6 days a week. At least I get overtime, but I don't need the hours anymore. I'm just tired. I want to be a shift lead but Bob hired a girl to be a shift lead, so again I say damn the man.
-I plot Jenny's demise and then she tells the police I'm crazy. She didn't even know what I was going to do! No one did! Ok, a couple people did (no one who knows Jenny, I was smart about this one). And one day, I'll do it. Just wait. And then God will smite me. It will be a glorious day. Or a shitty day. Or both.
-I missed the season premiere of Gilmore Girls. Betsy's tivo didn't record it. And we cried. And God hates me.
-I had a really good week. Then yesterday we got told to prepare to evacuate our house cuz the fire was getting a lil too close to Simi Valley. That sucked. I guess things are ok, but with my whole "God hating me" deal, I decided not to go home last nite for fear of the fire magicallly turning around again and burning up my house only. I really like living there and don't want to put my landlady or Johnny in harm's way.
-My derma-punches in my cartilage were finally healed and then I accidentally ripped one through. It got infected and got all my holes infected and my entire ear swelled. Shawn said I have to wait a year before he can restart the project on that ear, so we're going to do work on the other one in the mean time. But first, the swelling needs to go down in the lobe. It's been over a week now. And God is laughing at my pain.
-I got the most insane cold. I was violently coughing and sneezing for a week. I'm still coughing out the pain, but at least I feel fine. It just sucks working 40 hours a week and not being able to call in sick because you can't afford it. I never got time to recover.
-Yesterday was a good day. I'm very scared for this weekend. I can't have two good days in a row without a bad week to follow.
I've been keeping good kharma lately. I decided after the whole "I'm a lying and backstabbing bitch" incident, I don't want to make new friends. The friends I have now and the friends I've kept since high school are the only friends I need. I have fun, they don't talk shit behind my back, sometimes to my face but I don't really do much anymore so I'm fairly useless to make fun of now. I just can't trust girls anymore. They're all fucking psychotic. Katie, Alyssa, Miriam, Michelle and Heather are the only girls I know aren't saying shit behind my back. Shoshannah maybe, but its Shosh, and I forgive her. Everyone else sucks. Yup, I said it. And I mean it. You suck!
And with that, I will never be a lesbian. Speaking of which, I only made out with one girl at the last two parties I went to. And one boy. I'm trying to go back to the straight side. But boobs are cool. All my guy friends agree. Hahaha.
The end. Happy Friday!
-Katie :)
Recent rave pics:
Me and Matt
Me really high and drinking a beer simply cuz my nose was stuffed so I couldn't taste it.
Me and my boyfriend for the nite. This was actually a couple weeks before, but it turns out he was really cute and I'm bummed I haven't talked to him since then. I think I will call him tomorrow and tell him that.
-I finally pay off the kia and then I get my $200 speeding ticket, and get denied traffic school. Damn the man.
-My car breaks and it costs me $215 to fix. There went money I didn't have to spend. Thanks, God!
-I finally get a raise at work and gas prices go up. At least they're going down slowly but surely, but still... DAMN THE MAN!
-I get weekends off at work now for some reason, but then I end up covering people's shifts and working 6 days a week. At least I get overtime, but I don't need the hours anymore. I'm just tired. I want to be a shift lead but Bob hired a girl to be a shift lead, so again I say damn the man.
-I plot Jenny's demise and then she tells the police I'm crazy. She didn't even know what I was going to do! No one did! Ok, a couple people did (no one who knows Jenny, I was smart about this one). And one day, I'll do it. Just wait. And then God will smite me. It will be a glorious day. Or a shitty day. Or both.
-I missed the season premiere of Gilmore Girls. Betsy's tivo didn't record it. And we cried. And God hates me.
-I had a really good week. Then yesterday we got told to prepare to evacuate our house cuz the fire was getting a lil too close to Simi Valley. That sucked. I guess things are ok, but with my whole "God hating me" deal, I decided not to go home last nite for fear of the fire magicallly turning around again and burning up my house only. I really like living there and don't want to put my landlady or Johnny in harm's way.
-My derma-punches in my cartilage were finally healed and then I accidentally ripped one through. It got infected and got all my holes infected and my entire ear swelled. Shawn said I have to wait a year before he can restart the project on that ear, so we're going to do work on the other one in the mean time. But first, the swelling needs to go down in the lobe. It's been over a week now. And God is laughing at my pain.
-I got the most insane cold. I was violently coughing and sneezing for a week. I'm still coughing out the pain, but at least I feel fine. It just sucks working 40 hours a week and not being able to call in sick because you can't afford it. I never got time to recover.
-Yesterday was a good day. I'm very scared for this weekend. I can't have two good days in a row without a bad week to follow.
I've been keeping good kharma lately. I decided after the whole "I'm a lying and backstabbing bitch" incident, I don't want to make new friends. The friends I have now and the friends I've kept since high school are the only friends I need. I have fun, they don't talk shit behind my back, sometimes to my face but I don't really do much anymore so I'm fairly useless to make fun of now. I just can't trust girls anymore. They're all fucking psychotic. Katie, Alyssa, Miriam, Michelle and Heather are the only girls I know aren't saying shit behind my back. Shoshannah maybe, but its Shosh, and I forgive her. Everyone else sucks. Yup, I said it. And I mean it. You suck!
And with that, I will never be a lesbian. Speaking of which, I only made out with one girl at the last two parties I went to. And one boy. I'm trying to go back to the straight side. But boobs are cool. All my guy friends agree. Hahaha.
The end. Happy Friday!
-Katie :)
Recent rave pics:
Me and Matt
Me really high and drinking a beer simply cuz my nose was stuffed so I couldn't taste it.
Me and my boyfriend for the nite. This was actually a couple weeks before, but it turns out he was really cute and I'm bummed I haven't talked to him since then. I think I will call him tomorrow and tell him that.