oh the wonder that boobs can do.

[superchen]

its come to my attention how powerful boobs can be!
i mean look at them *shakes chest* hahahahahahahahahaha
engineering has had its toll on me,
yet somehow i've gotten through term after term scratch free
and why you ask? yes, it is because of boobs

boys boys boys everywhere, here and there
they're my friends and my lab TAs
everywhere you turn, hey there's a boy
but dont be mistaken...theyre not exactly eyecandy
to put it simply
however a nice thing is that, they are controlled by boobs
CONTROLLED!!! haha

i just left my first lab of the year for computer hardware
oh oh and what? my TA was a boy? go figure!
i, without a lab partner or complete code
completely hopeless, without a clue, getting errors here and there
managed to escape with just less than perfect
how you say? because of boobs

dont get me wrong. girls are smart and weird at times.
they go crazy and in your face and cry for no reason and pull their hair out
but then you stop to think, well...at least she has boobs

so thank you boobies, for all the help
i dont think i could ever get through the day without you

*bows*

haha that was the longest ode to boobs ever.
(on a random side note, tweet and mary j are absolutely lovely)