books 2011: The Perfectly True Tales of a Perfect Size 12, by Robin Gold
Oh man, was this dumb. Extremely fluffy chick lit. I was bothered by some of the obvious stereotyping in the book (the maid's name is Consuela and she's a motherly Hispanic woman? really?), and it was way overwritten, with the POV jumping from the head of one character to another. But it was just the sort of stupid read I needed this week.