A Joke
The president goes to visit a second-grade class.
After reading a story about a family of nymphs, he says, "I have the honor to be here. You kids work hard and I'm proud of you. Any of you rascals have any questions?"
Johnny raises his hand.
Johnny: Yes. I have three questions, said Johnny, raising three fingers. Question number one, Why it took you so long to get out of that chair after you find out what was happening? Question number two, Do you think you made a mistake by going into Iraq, and number three, When was the last time you sniffed cocaine?
The bell rings, and everyone goes outside. They come back ten minutes later.
Teacher: Any more questions?
Peter raises his hand.
Peter: Yes. I have three questions. First question, When was the last time you took cocaine? Second question, Who rang the bell thirty minutes early? and question number three, Where is Johnny?
Ja ja ja.
After reading a story about a family of nymphs, he says, "I have the honor to be here. You kids work hard and I'm proud of you. Any of you rascals have any questions?"
Johnny raises his hand.
Johnny: Yes. I have three questions, said Johnny, raising three fingers. Question number one, Why it took you so long to get out of that chair after you find out what was happening? Question number two, Do you think you made a mistake by going into Iraq, and number three, When was the last time you sniffed cocaine?
The bell rings, and everyone goes outside. They come back ten minutes later.
Teacher: Any more questions?
Peter raises his hand.
Peter: Yes. I have three questions. First question, When was the last time you took cocaine? Second question, Who rang the bell thirty minutes early? and question number three, Where is Johnny?
Ja ja ja.