BAH!
Dawson... Teenage boys will come, Dawson. They'll arrive at your house for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up in your driveway, not really sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children. "Well, of course, we don't mind if you come in and look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person." And they'll pass over that money without even looking at it. For it is money they have, and breasts they lack. Oh, yes, Dawson... Teenage boys will come. They most definitely will come.