My strangest dream ever? Possibly

Jan 18, 2007 13:55

So the other night I had one of those dreams that just makes you say:

Hu-wha?

So it all started out normal. Me walking out from my apartment. It's on the second floor. So when I walk out I'm on a little balcony/walkway thing. Well instead of walking to the stairs and going down. I just jumped. But I jumped and flew.

Now the strange thing was it gave me an explanation as to how I was able to fly. You see I didn't fly to class. No the next thing I know. I'm flying to Never Never Land.

And I'm wearing green.

Okay so somehow I turned to Peter Pan. Actually I was Peter Pan from Hook. Because I went and fought Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook.

Well next thing I know I'm flying to my old home. Where my Sister and her husband live. I land there and who should be waiting for me on the front porch but Jessica Alba.

Yep

Jessica Alba.

She starts getting mad at me for not supporting the family or something. And I just say something to the effect of. "You're not my mom! I have to go fight Captain Hook!"

I start flying again and get way high into the air. When I suddenly and inexplicably start falling. No idea why. So I start swinging my arms doing everything I could to fly but nothing working.

Then Tinkerbell comes and tells me I have to think happy thoughts. I keep trying but nothings working. Finally just before I hit the ground I yell.

"Flame On!"

Next thing I know I erupt into a ball of fire and I'm the freaking Human Torch! So I start rocketing in the air thinking I'm going to fry the crap out of Captain Hook.

That was my dream.

Weird.

But in conclusion I can only say this:

Yelling "Flame On!" and shooting into the air like the Human Torch is indeed a happy thought.

Peace out.
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