Booya!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I turned hk47fan in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (253 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
supercapo