I and just about everyone I know in LJ has been in angstville lately.
I figured I'd follow Sarah's lead and offer something that should bring a smile to everyone's lips.
If this doesn't inspire you...nothing will. Or at the very least it will give you all something to cry about.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail109.html "It's like there's a Denny's on one corner...and an IHOP on the other!"
I love that one. You'll need to click on the "homestar crying" words at the end to get it though.