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Jason
greg, i just did something really bad
and i need help
can u help me?
8:42pmGregory
what up?
i can most likely help you
8:42pmJason
k
thank u
8:42pmGregory
lol
8:42pmJason
no matter what i did?
8:42pmGregory
no matter what
what did you do?
8:43pmJason
cuz its absolutely life threatening and could result in the death of not only me but u as well if u get caught
8:43pmGregory
cool
8:43pmJason
no joke
8:43pmGregory
thats pretty rock&roll jason
what did you do?
8:43pmJason
k
i'll tell you
8:43pmGregory
k
8:44pmJason
i accidently spilled bread crumbs into the butter
8:44pmGregory
aw....
god
god damn
8:44pmJason
i need ur help greg
8:44pmGregory
.....
ugh
jason
how did this happen1!?!?!?
HOW!?!?
8:45pmJason
I DUNNO!
I WAS JUST BUTTERING MY TOAST
!
8:45pmGregory
you didnt think to clean the knife1?
is that it!?
8:45pmJason
AND...there they were...
8:45pmGregory
FUCK
okay
okay
8:45pmJason
what do i do?
8:45pmGregory
we gotta stay calm
8:45pmJason
WTF DO I DO?!
8:45pmGregory
okay
FOR NOW
you are going to take that defiled tub of butter
or stick
whatever it is!
8:46pmJason
its "I can't Believe It's Not butter" butter
8:46pmGregory
and you're going to put it in some sort of empty container that woul go in the freezer
this will hide it from plain site for tonight
8:46pmJason
k
wait...
my dad likes to get popsicles late at night, greg!
8:47pmGregory
fuck
well
take the popsicles out of the package!
that way
he won't need to open it
TRUST ME
8:47pmJason
then they would melt
8:47pmGregory
it has to be this way
...
8:47pmJason
WHAT?!
8:47pmGregory
you keep them in the freezer
8:47pmJason
MELT POPSICLES OR DIE!?
8:48pmGregory
POPSICLES DONT MELT UNLESS THE ARE OUT OF THE FREEZER
8:48pmJason
then u r officially confusing me
8:48pmGregory
k
step one
8:48pmJason
k
8:48pmGregory
take popsicles outta popsicle box
8:48pmJason
k
8:48pmGregory
but leave them in feezer
8:48pmJason
one sec
8:48pmGregory
step two
8:49pmJason
back
they're out of the box
8:49pmGregory
ok
are they in the freezer
?
8:49pmJason
yes
8:49pmGregory
THEY MUST BE IN THE FREZER
8:49pmJason
still in the freezer
8:49pmGregory
ok
now
take the butter and put it in the box
8:50pmJason
THEY'RE IN THE FUCKIN FREEZER, GREG!
8:50pmGregory
TAKE THE BUTTER
PUT IT IN THE BOX
8:50pmJason
K HOLD ON!
8:50pmGregory
GO GO GO
IS IT IN THE BOX?
8:51pmJason
back
I CAN'T FIND A BOX!
WTF DO I DO?!
8:51pmGregory
YOU HAD THE POPSICLE BOX!?!?
8:51pmJason
OH SHIT!
brb
8:51pmGregory
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POPSICLEBOX?
sigh...
8:52pmJason
i threw itout
one sex
8:52pmGregory
WHYT@!?!?!?!#?Q@
34
GO GET IT
YOU NEEDS IT
8:52pmJason
hold on!
k, got the box back
8:52pmGregory
k
put the butter in the box
we've got to hide it
8:53pmJason
do i take the butter out of the conainer?
8:53pmGregory
only if it doesnt fit inside the box
8:53pmJason
it doesn't
hold on
8:53pmGregory
k
8:53pmJason
lemme get a spoon
8:53pmGregory
take the butter out of the container
yes
8:54pmJason
gimme a min
this butter isn't soft
8:54pmGregory
ok
8:54pmJason
cuz its healthy butter
8:54pmGregory
you can do it
its all in the hips
8:54pmJason
k
8:54pmGregory
is it in?
8:55pmJason
IN, BITCH. THAT SHIT IS IN!
8:55pmGregory
now throw away the empty butter container
8:55pmJason
k
8:55pmGregory
THROW AWAY THE CONTAINER WE HAVE NOT MUCH TIME
8:55pmJason
how much time?
8:55pmGregory
NOT ENOUGH
NOT MUCH
8:55pmJason
FUCK!
8:55pmGregory
GO GO GO
8:55pmJason
HOLD ON!!
8:56pmGregory
...the clock is ticking
8:56pmJason
k, its done
8:56pmGregory
ok
now take the popsicle box
and put it in the back of the freezer
you're going to leave it there for tonight
8:57pmJason
k
what about tomorrow?
8:57pmGregory
tomorrow
tomorrow
we will meet up
and take care of this little problem
no one will know
no one has to know
capiche?
8:57pmJason
capiche
kapish
8:57pmGregory
good
8:57pmJason
thank you greg
8:57pmGregory
now go and get some sleep
no problem
and remember if you ever have problems in the future
call us
were here to help
8:58pmJason
us?
WHO ELSE IS WITH YOU!?!
8:58pmGregory
ill see you tomorrow jason
ill see you tomorrow
8:58pmJason
just u, right?
its just gonna be u, right?
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greg, i just did something really bad
and i need help
can u help me?
8:42pmGregory
what up?
i can most likely help you
8:42pmJason
k
thank u
8:42pmGregory
lol
8:42pmJason
no matter what i did?
8:42pmGregory
no matter what
what did you do?
8:43pmJason
cuz its absolutely life threatening and could result in the death of not only me but u as well if u get caught
8:43pmGregory
cool
8:43pmJason
no joke
8:43pmGregory
thats pretty rock&roll jason
what did you do?
8:43pmJason
k
i'll tell you
8:43pmGregory
k
8:44pmJason
i accidently spilled bread crumbs into the butter
8:44pmGregory
aw....
god
god damn
8:44pmJason
i need ur help greg
8:44pmGregory
.....
ugh
jason
how did this happen1!?!?!?
HOW!?!?
8:45pmJason
I DUNNO!
I WAS JUST BUTTERING MY TOAST
!
8:45pmGregory
you didnt think to clean the knife1?
is that it!?
8:45pmJason
AND...there they were...
8:45pmGregory
FUCK
okay
okay
8:45pmJason
what do i do?
8:45pmGregory
we gotta stay calm
8:45pmJason
WTF DO I DO?!
8:45pmGregory
okay
FOR NOW
you are going to take that defiled tub of butter
or stick
whatever it is!
8:46pmJason
its "I can't Believe It's Not butter" butter
8:46pmGregory
and you're going to put it in some sort of empty container that woul go in the freezer
this will hide it from plain site for tonight
8:46pmJason
k
wait...
my dad likes to get popsicles late at night, greg!
8:47pmGregory
fuck
well
take the popsicles out of the package!
that way
he won't need to open it
TRUST ME
8:47pmJason
then they would melt
8:47pmGregory
it has to be this way
...
8:47pmJason
WHAT?!
8:47pmGregory
you keep them in the freezer
8:47pmJason
MELT POPSICLES OR DIE!?
8:48pmGregory
POPSICLES DONT MELT UNLESS THE ARE OUT OF THE FREEZER
8:48pmJason
then u r officially confusing me
8:48pmGregory
k
step one
8:48pmJason
k
8:48pmGregory
take popsicles outta popsicle box
8:48pmJason
k
8:48pmGregory
but leave them in feezer
8:48pmJason
one sec
8:48pmGregory
step two
8:49pmJason
back
they're out of the box
8:49pmGregory
ok
are they in the freezer
?
8:49pmJason
yes
8:49pmGregory
THEY MUST BE IN THE FREZER
8:49pmJason
still in the freezer
8:49pmGregory
ok
now
take the butter and put it in the box
8:50pmJason
THEY'RE IN THE FUCKIN FREEZER, GREG!
8:50pmGregory
TAKE THE BUTTER
PUT IT IN THE BOX
8:50pmJason
K HOLD ON!
8:50pmGregory
GO GO GO
IS IT IN THE BOX?
8:51pmJason
back
I CAN'T FIND A BOX!
WTF DO I DO?!
8:51pmGregory
YOU HAD THE POPSICLE BOX!?!?
8:51pmJason
OH SHIT!
brb
8:51pmGregory
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POPSICLEBOX?
sigh...
8:52pmJason
i threw itout
one sex
8:52pmGregory
WHYT@!?!?!?!#?Q@
34
GO GET IT
YOU NEEDS IT
8:52pmJason
hold on!
k, got the box back
8:52pmGregory
k
put the butter in the box
we've got to hide it
8:53pmJason
do i take the butter out of the conainer?
8:53pmGregory
only if it doesnt fit inside the box
8:53pmJason
it doesn't
hold on
8:53pmGregory
k
8:53pmJason
lemme get a spoon
8:53pmGregory
take the butter out of the container
yes
8:54pmJason
gimme a min
this butter isn't soft
8:54pmGregory
ok
8:54pmJason
cuz its healthy butter
8:54pmGregory
you can do it
its all in the hips
8:54pmJason
k
8:54pmGregory
is it in?
8:55pmJason
IN, BITCH. THAT SHIT IS IN!
8:55pmGregory
now throw away the empty butter container
8:55pmJason
k
8:55pmGregory
THROW AWAY THE CONTAINER WE HAVE NOT MUCH TIME
8:55pmJason
how much time?
8:55pmGregory
NOT ENOUGH
NOT MUCH
8:55pmJason
FUCK!
8:55pmGregory
GO GO GO
8:55pmJason
HOLD ON!!
8:56pmGregory
...the clock is ticking
8:56pmJason
k, its done
8:56pmGregory
ok
now take the popsicle box
and put it in the back of the freezer
you're going to leave it there for tonight
8:57pmJason
k
what about tomorrow?
8:57pmGregory
tomorrow
tomorrow
we will meet up
and take care of this little problem
no one will know
no one has to know
capiche?
8:57pmJason
capiche
kapish
8:57pmGregory
good
8:57pmJason
thank you greg
8:57pmGregory
now go and get some sleep
no problem
and remember if you ever have problems in the future
call us
were here to help
8:58pmJason
us?
WHO ELSE IS WITH YOU!?!
8:58pmGregory
ill see you tomorrow jason
ill see you tomorrow
8:58pmJason
just u, right?
its just gonna be u, right?
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