4 || Wanted, DEAD or Hollowfied [ video/action for those near by ]
[ ooc: Please assume for the photos that they have just Rangiku in them. Also, all of these are canon art, usually with the anime's fantastic QUALITY animation. The one after the tired soccer mom is nsfw but it's nothing pornographic. It's just a bunch of girls in white robes and skimpy outfits.
Hello fellow Johtoians! Those of you know Rangiku has been lying low ever since she was being prosecuted and wanted by Officer Jenny, right?
Well, now she surfaces.
And she doesn't look too pleased. The feed pans around the Ilex forest, showing an obscene amount of wanted posters splattered everywhere. ]
Just what is the meaning of this?! Have you guys seen my wanted posters?! They're so ugly! Who the hell took these photos of me anyways?!
[ She then focuses on one wanted poster's image ] This looks like my face is sliding off! Doesn't this person know anything about how to capture a woman's beauty?! Ugh!
[ She then turns the feed over to another one ] I look like an ugly, sick, tired soccer mom! When did I ever look like this, huh?!
[ And now another one, but it turns back on Rangiku's angered face. She seems to have simmered down to a more comptemplative. Now, a new wanted poster appears.]
Well, this one isn't so bad, but I don't ever remember wearing this.
[ Then it pans upward to show another one. ] I don't even- I look insane. Lesson learned: used hi-def cameras the next time you take a photo of me and let me know when you take a photo of me because this is abominable.
[ And then she turns on one last poster. ] Also, what the hell is this?! This isn't even me! This is some other girl from my home!!
Argh! If I find whoever took these images and made them posters it's not going to end well!
[ She disconnects, still angry as ever ): ]
Hello fellow Johtoians! Those of you know Rangiku has been lying low ever since she was being prosecuted and wanted by Officer Jenny, right?
Well, now she surfaces.
And she doesn't look too pleased. The feed pans around the Ilex forest, showing an obscene amount of wanted posters splattered everywhere. ]
Just what is the meaning of this?! Have you guys seen my wanted posters?! They're so ugly! Who the hell took these photos of me anyways?!
[ She then focuses on one wanted poster's image ] This looks like my face is sliding off! Doesn't this person know anything about how to capture a woman's beauty?! Ugh!
[ She then turns the feed over to another one ] I look like an ugly, sick, tired soccer mom! When did I ever look like this, huh?!
[ And now another one, but it turns back on Rangiku's angered face. She seems to have simmered down to a more comptemplative. Now, a new wanted poster appears.]
Well, this one isn't so bad, but I don't ever remember wearing this.
[ Then it pans upward to show another one. ] I don't even- I look insane. Lesson learned: used hi-def cameras the next time you take a photo of me and let me know when you take a photo of me because this is abominable.
[ And then she turns on one last poster. ] Also, what the hell is this?! This isn't even me! This is some other girl from my home!!
Argh! If I find whoever took these images and made them posters it's not going to end well!
[ She disconnects, still angry as ever ): ]