3 || inTOXICated. [video/action for Violet]

[superboobies]

 [  It's obvious that the location is a bar, there seems to be bottles upon bottles stacked everywhere. Most of them are empty. The Pokegear roughly pans around and quite suddenly assures you that there has been some heavy drinking going on today.

Of course, it appears that there's no one else close to all of these bottles littering the area.

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[video]

[doorjammer]

Hey, you! Where'd you find all that booze?

[OH MY GOD BOOZE.]

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF BEAUTIFUL CR

[superboobies]

You can find all of these in bars! They're usually located from Violet onwards~!

Where are you?! Wanna jooooooin me~?

booze booze booze boobz booze booze booze booze

[doorjammer]

[and it's a resounding--]

Yes!

[A nice lookin' woman just asked him to drink with her. All other questions are irrelevant. Mostly because of the booze and not because of the-- WELL, IT'S A BONUS.]

ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED WITH BOOZE

[superboobies]

C'mon down to the bar in Violet then! I'd love to drink with you~!

[ i.e, BUY ME DRINKS (fuu) ]

[action] or forgotten which is kind of the same

[doorjammer]

[He is already there, running towards the bar on top speed.]

Violet City! Gimme all the booze you've got!

[slams wallet on the table. Oh booze his one true love, it's been a week too long.]

[action] LIKE RANGIKU'S FORTNIGHT

[superboobies]

[ And the bartender complies - pretty soon half the bar is taken out with all of this GLORIOUS GLORIOUS liver-killing delight ]

You're going to share riiiight?

[ Okay, she's really elated right now behind this curious look. ELATED I TELL YOU ]

[action] LET'S DO THIS

[doorjammer]

[Seven considered his options. He wasn't sure that he had enough money to pay for all this booze. But damn did he need booze in his system right now. Also she was not a bad looking woman. Not bad looking at all.

I mean, just look at those knockers. WOW.

The booze was more important though.]

Only if you can outdrink me.

[action] ANOTHER SHOT BEFORE WE KISS THE OTHER SIDE

[superboobies]

[ According to Isaac's theory of relaboobity, the boobs will eventually outweight the important.

Regardless, Rangiku bounces her chest a bit just to entice him more before giggling ]

You're on! My drinking is legendary~! Not a single person in the sereitei can outdrink me!

1/3

[doorjammer]

Alright!

[wait what--

2/3

[doorjammer]

[-- look at them bounce. Wow that is distracting. They are big and plump and whydidtheyremindhimoflotus now Seven has to drink more.

Hngh. Lotus. You ruined the appeal of big boobs...

... well, not completely but still.]

3/3

[doorjammer]

I don't know where Seireitei is but let's do this!

[> He opens a bottle and now it's time to CHUG CHUG CHUG!]

[superboobies]

It's basically where the good spirits go after they die~!

[ drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrink. Rangiku mercilessly and effortlessly puts away the first bottle of Sake, gainaxing the whole time. She's going to win those one way or another >:D ]

[doorjammer]

[he burps loudly]

Well the only place the spirits are going today is in my gut!

[Downling the second bottle! Let's go!]

[superboobies]

Haha!! That's clever!!

You could be a hollow~!

[ and she's somehow on her third already, and it's quickly leaving. ]

[doorjammer]

What the fucking hell's a hollow?

[Two bottles, one mouth. I believe there's a viral net video about this...]

[superboobies]

A corrupted soul that eats other dead souls and alive people.

[ She asks for the biggest bottle they have and they give her it. So now she's drinking a bottle the size of her face.

So what if all of this alcohol would kill you in real life we're in Johto and this is fiction (yay) ]