2 HOT 2 HANDLE!!!

Oct 30, 2006 17:08

I am currently enthralled by dating websites. This all started quite some time ago when a friend of mine put his profile on one of these websites, as did my mother, I was later to discover. He asked me to check his profile to make sure he was communicating the “right message“. His life is such a fucking mess I think any message he was communicating ( Read more... )

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trembling October 31 2006, 07:45:23 UTC
dating sites scare the shit out of me, but then again, females scare the shit out of me too so i guess the problem could be on my end.

re: your keyboard. if you're used to it, stick to it. changing to dvorak or something is supposed to help stop RSI or whatever but most guys i know who changed to dvorak type like fucking shit.

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superbob October 31 2006, 09:20:41 UTC
I have never heard of dvorak? I doubt IBM is going to be making an dvorak keyboards for my ThinkPad, sadly.

I dunno about the dating website thing. If you see the hippie-goblin that my friend has wound up with now, I figure maybe he would have been better off with somebody from a dating website. Even if she did only have one eye and made strange noises when she breathed.

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trembling October 31 2006, 09:26:57 UTC
you can change your keyboard layout in windows, but it also may require prying out your keys and replacing them in a different order to stop you getting ridiculously confused.

i've only met one couple who met through internet dating, but they got married after three weeks, and then moved to new york so he could work for atari for like a million bucks a year, where they promptly realised they hated each other, so i'm in no position to speak.

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superbob October 31 2006, 09:37:35 UTC
I could swop keysets with the Toshiba that I had many moons ago, but the IBM requires that you exchange the entire keyboard, which is a bit of a beeyatch.

Married after 3 weeks? Insane.

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trembling October 31 2006, 09:47:48 UTC
fucking ibm i would sue them if i had 12 billion dollars.

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superbob October 31 2006, 09:56:12 UTC
I wouldn't. If I had 12 billion dollars I would buy a small country somewhere warm. After enslaving the locals I would let them worry about my keyboard layout seeing as I would be to drunk to type up my own correspondence.

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trembling October 31 2006, 10:24:09 UTC
yeah ok well that can be plan b

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