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If you think your life sucks, then think again. At least you’re not this auntie…
I particularly liked this bit -
We believe that it was negligent of the SPCA and CapeNature to not put up boards warning that seals could be dangerous, Ellis said. Who is going to pay for her pain suffering and plastic surgery?
Seals have big, sharp teeth and spend their days hunting fish and dodging Great Whites, which leads to them being slightly less domesticated that Fluffy. Who could have guessed that the fuckers might actually bite, huh? Especially when you happen to be trying to roll one that is hissing its’ nuts off onto a blanket. Doh!
I particularly liked this bit -
We believe that it was negligent of the SPCA and CapeNature to not put up boards warning that seals could be dangerous, Ellis said. Who is going to pay for her pain suffering and plastic surgery?
Seals have big, sharp teeth and spend their days hunting fish and dodging Great Whites, which leads to them being slightly less domesticated that Fluffy. Who could have guessed that the fuckers might actually bite, huh? Especially when you happen to be trying to roll one that is hissing its’ nuts off onto a blanket. Doh!