Too lazy to title my sheeyite

[superbob]

We have auditors in the office, one of which is a cute little blonde. She has a very tight ass and I would like to bite it. I was in the copier room talking to some guy whose name I couldn’t be bothered to remember, (hey, I’ve only been with this company for 6 years so some are bound to slip through the net), and she was busy checking her mail

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[trembling]

i am pleased to hear about all the tight asses you seem to surround yourself with. i'd hate to think that rob was right when he said he got all the looks in the family.

because that would mean you'd have to be disturbingly ugly.

also, when i read that you asked for you hair to be cut like Kurtz, i thought you meant like marlon brando in apocalypse now, all bald and pale and maggot-like.

damn my bohemian upbringing.

[superbob]

He did get all the looks in the family. People would look at him all the time and go, "oh my gawd what an ugly baby!". Broke his poor mum's heart it did.

Marlon Brando is slightly less sexy than I, so no, I didn't ask my sweetie at the hairdressing establishment to model my plummage after his.

[trembling]

pity. i could imagine your bloated image rising, pale and worm-like from the jungle darkness whispering crazed ramblings about snails on razor blades.

of course, lsd has given me kind of a false sense of fun.

[superbob]

You say LSD, I say 'Nam flashback...s'all the same to me, comrade.

[trembling]

i had a couple of buddies who went down at Pyongyang who wouldn't have agreed with you.

pinko commie fucker.

[superbob]

I'm going to make sure you get some of that Uncle Sam right up your ass, you screaming liberal fag

[trembling]

this screaming liberal fag is all that stood between your rifle-toting inbred hillbilly ancestors and an iron curtain so big we would have had to launch your illiterate asses over the top of it using your moonshine for fuel.

[superbob]

You say it like it's a bad thing?

[trembling]

i'm not sure. how proud are you of your moonshine? and does charlton heston appear anywhere in your family tree?

[superbob]

Our moonshine is the best in all the land. Are you suggesting, Sir, that you do not want to marry your sister!? What kind of a sick bastard are you??

[trembling]

i'm not sure.

i only have 2 eyes, for example. and i'm missing the obligatory hunchback.

[superbob]

No hunchback!? Well then I'm afraid you cannot join our exclusive club! You shall be sorry when we go hog-troughing for sure.

[trembling]

what?? even if i bring my own burning crucifix?

[superbob]

Shucks, you've always been a sweat talker ain'tcha? *smiles at Matt with both teeth*

[trembling]

you aren't hitting on me, are you? only, i think your sister would get jealous.

also, i've just finished cutting eyeholes in all our sheets, so we'd have to pump away on some newspaper.