I jumped on my dog because that's how I roll.
Well, I've been kind of...dead lately for the last month. I'll try to write some more fanfics and then maybe i won't be...dead. Here's something fun and random I got in an email forward that I thought was funny.
It's pretty self-explanitory, you just put stupid sentences together using your birthday and what colour shirt you're wearing. Totally random, cause i woke up at 5am feeling sick...and didn't get back to sleep. Alrighty! Here we go!
Pick the MONTH you were born with the beginning of the crazy sentence:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
...and the DAY you were born:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
And the colour of the shirt you're wearing:
White---------because the voices told me to.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Blue-----------because I don't care what people think!
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
Then put them all together post it!!!
For example, my birthday is May 8th, and I'm wearing a black shirt right now, so mine would be:
"I jumped on my dog because that's how I roll."
It's pretty self-explanitory, you just put stupid sentences together using your birthday and what colour shirt you're wearing. Totally random, cause i woke up at 5am feeling sick...and didn't get back to sleep. Alrighty! Here we go!
Pick the MONTH you were born with the beginning of the crazy sentence:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
...and the DAY you were born:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
And the colour of the shirt you're wearing:
White---------because the voices told me to.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Blue-----------because I don't care what people think!
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
Then put them all together post it!!!
For example, my birthday is May 8th, and I'm wearing a black shirt right now, so mine would be:
"I jumped on my dog because that's how I roll."