So i have an age-ed co-worker that i frequently give a hard time to. Whenever he talks about college or H.S. or whatever i feel the need to insert comments about dinosaurs and biblical figures and having trilobites as pets.
We were talking about HS reunions and he mentioned something about people looking the same and someone asked him when he graduated. So i jumped in "1250 B.C.! or ...B.C.E is more correct. " which lead to an argument about how...BCE is just there to take out jesus and that' s wrong. "it's not correct, it's PC". Which gets me because it's only an affront when it omits things referring to his faith.
So naturally the only way to respond to this was to be catty with another co-worker on instant messenger.
under the cut for potty mouth
My Catty Ass: OMG/....BCE makes the baby jesus cry!
Snarky Co-worker: LET him cry
My Catty Ass: hah
My Catty Ass: i can feel the evil McCain worship pulsating from his cube
Snarky Co-worker: a black man for president?? over my dead body
Snarky Co-worker: heh
My Catty Ass: omg
My Catty Ass: he'll fuck all our women
Snarky Co-worker: with his ginormous black cock
My Catty Ass: and then they'll all be musilm
My Catty Ass: muslim by fluid injection!!!
Snarky Co-worker: and they'll be terroristS!
My Catty Ass: OBAMAS TERRORIST SPERM ARE GOING TO CORRUPT AMERICA!!!