les experiences de DC and a special tribute to Arielle Costello:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIELLE!
*Le trip au DC---Les Memoires that i shall never forget*:
Special people: Huggy badger, tadpole, chicken, marcupial (and anchovies).... spirit bird, hairy bear, grinning meercat, seeing-eye porpois etc... dancing dragon et plus.... Shelly Broom from the monument (you know, the one who saw you and thought you were *oh* so cute and just had to take down your number), "sam" ie. stalker- btw he stalked me not shaina but shes welcome to him all the same... Boomin' Granny(/grandma)... peter (... and his hairy hot friend).... that stupid bitch of a saleswoman person who wouldnt let us snap a pic of me and christ in the glasses and police hat... speaking of hats-- sherry in the FBI hat, oh shit son... oh yea... and ben boyne...
Special Moments: andrew falling on the street curb (yikes!), andrew kissing shaina (??? wtf) mabye instead: shaina raping andrew in the first degree/base (yes, thats more like it i think), getting my ass "kicked" by ben... then kicking his ass with ali crouching behind him and pushing over her so that he fell backwards bla bla bla... calling up every room in the 300's level looking for peter... just imagining tania sprinting to the elevator being chased by 3 security people/counselors etc. from close up...being giddy at the airport, laughing for no reason, falling on the floor in tghe middle of the terminal... im telling ya, it was bad... that woman again--- who wouldnt let us take the pics... and then running back to the store to get my camara after having forgotten it there...3 bars of chocolate and already fuckin giddy...
Special word-fumbles/sayings: once again-- BOOMIN' GRANNY!! "are you cold?" "yes", "are you cold?" "yes", "are you cold?" yes, by god, a thousand times YES AND MORE!!!! "i wish it was 20 minutes colder"... "hey shaina remember.... who said that one?" "i think becca did" "no i did!"... "its been a long day, i think we can all assume"... "actually george bush is the first american president who was born in canada" "really?"... "hey look, all the buildings look exactly the same!" "yes well, they made a law that they all had to be identical and be the exact same hieght and color and..." "thats a funny rule..."... "i was told i should take a picture of you"... "no its okay, we're only clue-less stupid, she's stupid stupid"... "how long have you liveed in sudbury for?" "i dont know" "you dont know?" 'hey, i dont keep track with sudbury" "well you live there now" "yea..." "did you live there last year?" "i dont remember" "well i remember and you did!"... "if you leave now you chances of hooking up with me will increase tenfold! now get out!!!" "buddy, ten times zero isnt very much".... "hey jimmy! will you look at all those cameltoes!" gee wiz.... "i feel like legolas... theres trouble in the west!"