I am a bit hyper.
Too much energy, but I need to go to sleep soon because Leo has school in the morning and I know I'll be a mess if I stay up past 2. So I'm going to do a meme to bore me to bed. However I am deleting the utter shite questions (as opposed to just plain old shite) as they're quite frankly a waste of my time and yours.
1. Ever been offered an engagement ring?
Yes. But it was plastic and I was about 16.
5. When's the last time you worked out?
I had the house to myself this evening so I danced til I felt sick and got so sweaty I had to get a shower. That's the closest thing I'll ever get to excersize I think.
6. Thing you last spent a lot of money on?
New camera.
7. Last food you ate?
A red grape. I fully intended to eat this tin of mackerel next to me but the urge has passed.
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Sideboards/facial hair/attire.
12. Favourite high street store?
Boots, I get a sick pleasure out of looking at all the clinical stuff I don't need, And then I go and buy an eyeshadow I will never wear.
13. Longest job ever had?
My photo job at SUMO I think.
16. Last wedding attended?
Ross' Aunties. I cried, and I don't even know them. Haha.
17. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
Trudie! I'd go mental and buy her a house.
20. Biggest lie you have heard?
'I didn't MEAN to upset you'
21. What do you want to drive?
A Bedford Rascal. Realistically. Ideally I'd have oh, a mustang, or a cadillac, or something. But in real life my insurance and petrol bill would just be ridicilous.
22. Where's your favourite place to eat with friends?
I quite like Frankie and Bennys, and Sam's Cafe in town.
23. Can you cook?
No. :(
25. Favourite plant?
All the plants in our toilet, it's the only room where they don't die.
26. Last time you cried?
Some film on the tellybox, I end up getting sucked in to utter garbage.
27. Most disliked food?
Mussels.
28. Thing you like most about yourself?
When I pull my finger out I can get things done.
29. Thing you dislike most about yourself?
Gigantic wobbly thighs.
32. Can you sing?
In a fashion, aye.
33. Last concert?
Hm. Maybe 80's Matchbox? Gosh.
34. What colour are your eyes?:
Green, orange and yellow. One person called them 'like autumn'. Another said 'like sick'.
37. Thing you never leave home without?
Lipstick/lip balm. I wish I was joking.
38. Do you like Chinese food?
YES!
39. Is your room clean?
Well. It's not dirty, but there's clothes, shoes, hair rollers and a lot of books and computer games kicking about so it' not exactly perfect.
42. Do you smoke?
Only with Gin, dahling.
43. Sleep with or without clothes?
Oooh I love sleeping in a nice slinky nighty of a nig cosy pair of granny jimjams. But I usually can't be bothered to find them and just go nude.
44. Who sleeps with you every night?
Ross, and then Leo for an hour or so in morning when I'm trying to delay getting up, hah.
48. Do you like coffee?
Sometimes but it makes me need a poo.
51. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Ross' Mam.
52. Last person on your missed call list?
Ralph, an old mate I haven't seen for yonks.
53. What was the last text message you received?
'consider yourself my textee. See you at 4 xxx'
54. McDonalds or Burger King?
BK chips mmmmmmmmm
55. Number of pillows?
Two.
56. What are you wearing right now?
A white dressing gown with a bit of pink round the collar where I dyed my hair.
57. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
blah blah blah blah Levy, the levy gonna break, ( guitar part: din DEEN din, din din din.) repeat. Bob dylan song about a levy.
59. Can you play pool?
No I am an embarrassment to the sport. I enjoy it though.
60. Do you know how to swim?
I do a sort of frantic doggy paddle. It's probably the most efficient for of excersize on the planet. Sadly I hate swimming because it eats my hair colour and exposes me to visions of people I really didn't want to see half naked.
61. Favourite ice cream?
ben and jerry's oatmeal cinnamon thing and Cherry Garcia. I love cineworld. Fuck the film.
63. Tell me a random fact about yourself?
I despise the band HIM.
67. What time did you wake up this morning?
10! I fucking shat myself! Leo never ever sleeps that late. But he did. And I was nearly late for work.
70. What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
Go Ape tree climbing adventure course. I am scared of heights. there was a lot of height. ergh.
72. What are you doing this weekend?
Doing a little camera trip during the day with Trudie and then practising some gig photos on the night.
75. How old are your pets?
my tarantula is 7, Tink the cat is about that too, my guinea pigs and rabbit are 2.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Tokyo or hawaii. Somewhere the opposite of here for a bit.
91. Do you have a Myspace?
YES. It is too useful for band/burlesque/etc contacts for me to ignore.
94. What is your favourite nickname for yourself?:
Dan. Only the people closest to me call me that. And 'Mamielle', which is one Leo made up but doesn't say anymore. 'Strange Mammy' is another one he says. And my Dad still calls me 'stink'.
99. Do you have a sister?
yeah four.
THE END.
1. Ever been offered an engagement ring?
Yes. But it was plastic and I was about 16.
5. When's the last time you worked out?
I had the house to myself this evening so I danced til I felt sick and got so sweaty I had to get a shower. That's the closest thing I'll ever get to excersize I think.
6. Thing you last spent a lot of money on?
New camera.
7. Last food you ate?
A red grape. I fully intended to eat this tin of mackerel next to me but the urge has passed.
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Sideboards/facial hair/attire.
12. Favourite high street store?
Boots, I get a sick pleasure out of looking at all the clinical stuff I don't need, And then I go and buy an eyeshadow I will never wear.
13. Longest job ever had?
My photo job at SUMO I think.
16. Last wedding attended?
Ross' Aunties. I cried, and I don't even know them. Haha.
17. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
Trudie! I'd go mental and buy her a house.
20. Biggest lie you have heard?
'I didn't MEAN to upset you'
21. What do you want to drive?
A Bedford Rascal. Realistically. Ideally I'd have oh, a mustang, or a cadillac, or something. But in real life my insurance and petrol bill would just be ridicilous.
22. Where's your favourite place to eat with friends?
I quite like Frankie and Bennys, and Sam's Cafe in town.
23. Can you cook?
No. :(
25. Favourite plant?
All the plants in our toilet, it's the only room where they don't die.
26. Last time you cried?
Some film on the tellybox, I end up getting sucked in to utter garbage.
27. Most disliked food?
Mussels.
28. Thing you like most about yourself?
When I pull my finger out I can get things done.
29. Thing you dislike most about yourself?
Gigantic wobbly thighs.
32. Can you sing?
In a fashion, aye.
33. Last concert?
Hm. Maybe 80's Matchbox? Gosh.
34. What colour are your eyes?:
Green, orange and yellow. One person called them 'like autumn'. Another said 'like sick'.
37. Thing you never leave home without?
Lipstick/lip balm. I wish I was joking.
38. Do you like Chinese food?
YES!
39. Is your room clean?
Well. It's not dirty, but there's clothes, shoes, hair rollers and a lot of books and computer games kicking about so it' not exactly perfect.
42. Do you smoke?
Only with Gin, dahling.
43. Sleep with or without clothes?
Oooh I love sleeping in a nice slinky nighty of a nig cosy pair of granny jimjams. But I usually can't be bothered to find them and just go nude.
44. Who sleeps with you every night?
Ross, and then Leo for an hour or so in morning when I'm trying to delay getting up, hah.
48. Do you like coffee?
Sometimes but it makes me need a poo.
51. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Ross' Mam.
52. Last person on your missed call list?
Ralph, an old mate I haven't seen for yonks.
53. What was the last text message you received?
'consider yourself my textee. See you at 4 xxx'
54. McDonalds or Burger King?
BK chips mmmmmmmmm
55. Number of pillows?
Two.
56. What are you wearing right now?
A white dressing gown with a bit of pink round the collar where I dyed my hair.
57. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
blah blah blah blah Levy, the levy gonna break, ( guitar part: din DEEN din, din din din.) repeat. Bob dylan song about a levy.
59. Can you play pool?
No I am an embarrassment to the sport. I enjoy it though.
60. Do you know how to swim?
I do a sort of frantic doggy paddle. It's probably the most efficient for of excersize on the planet. Sadly I hate swimming because it eats my hair colour and exposes me to visions of people I really didn't want to see half naked.
61. Favourite ice cream?
ben and jerry's oatmeal cinnamon thing and Cherry Garcia. I love cineworld. Fuck the film.
63. Tell me a random fact about yourself?
I despise the band HIM.
67. What time did you wake up this morning?
10! I fucking shat myself! Leo never ever sleeps that late. But he did. And I was nearly late for work.
70. What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
Go Ape tree climbing adventure course. I am scared of heights. there was a lot of height. ergh.
72. What are you doing this weekend?
Doing a little camera trip during the day with Trudie and then practising some gig photos on the night.
75. How old are your pets?
my tarantula is 7, Tink the cat is about that too, my guinea pigs and rabbit are 2.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Tokyo or hawaii. Somewhere the opposite of here for a bit.
91. Do you have a Myspace?
YES. It is too useful for band/burlesque/etc contacts for me to ignore.
94. What is your favourite nickname for yourself?:
Dan. Only the people closest to me call me that. And 'Mamielle', which is one Leo made up but doesn't say anymore. 'Strange Mammy' is another one he says. And my Dad still calls me 'stink'.
99. Do you have a sister?
yeah four.
THE END.