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How to Vacuum Midwestern State University Style:
Step One: Go downstairs to front desk.
Step Two: Ask for vacuum cleaner.
Step Three: Go BACK upstairs because you forgot to bring your ID card with you and you have to leave it at the desk in order to check out a vacuum cleaner.
Step Four: Go downstairs, weilding aforementioned ID card.
Step Five: Present ID card to person at front desk, whereupon they ask what you want, because even though it has only been 2 minutes, they don't remember what you wanted.
Step Six: Ask for vacuum cleaner...again.
Step Seven: Watch in horror as they pluck the most beat-up, ghetto vacuum cleaner in the history of mankind out from behind the desk.
Step Eight: Meekly take the "most beat-up, ghetto vacuum cleaner in the history of mankind" from the person at the front desk.
Step Nine: Haul it upstairs.
Step Ten: Plug it in, plug it in. ~*music notes*~
Step Eleven: Vacuum room.
Step Twelve: Swear at vacuum cleaner because it doesn't suck.
Step Thirteen: Angrily march the vacuum cleaner back downstairs.
Step Fourteen: Receive ID card back.
Step Fifteen: Go back upstairs.
Step Sixteen: Find roll of packing tape.
Step Seventeen: Use packing tape on the floor to pick up what the vacuum cleaner didn't...which is just about everything.
And then, at some later date, you will have to repeat steps 1-18, because the floors are mess-magnets.
*sigh*
Gee, I wonder what I have been doing...?
Step One: Go downstairs to front desk.
Step Two: Ask for vacuum cleaner.
Step Three: Go BACK upstairs because you forgot to bring your ID card with you and you have to leave it at the desk in order to check out a vacuum cleaner.
Step Four: Go downstairs, weilding aforementioned ID card.
Step Five: Present ID card to person at front desk, whereupon they ask what you want, because even though it has only been 2 minutes, they don't remember what you wanted.
Step Six: Ask for vacuum cleaner...again.
Step Seven: Watch in horror as they pluck the most beat-up, ghetto vacuum cleaner in the history of mankind out from behind the desk.
Step Eight: Meekly take the "most beat-up, ghetto vacuum cleaner in the history of mankind" from the person at the front desk.
Step Nine: Haul it upstairs.
Step Ten: Plug it in, plug it in. ~*music notes*~
Step Eleven: Vacuum room.
Step Twelve: Swear at vacuum cleaner because it doesn't suck.
Step Thirteen: Angrily march the vacuum cleaner back downstairs.
Step Fourteen: Receive ID card back.
Step Fifteen: Go back upstairs.
Step Sixteen: Find roll of packing tape.
Step Seventeen: Use packing tape on the floor to pick up what the vacuum cleaner didn't...which is just about everything.
And then, at some later date, you will have to repeat steps 1-18, because the floors are mess-magnets.
*sigh*
Gee, I wonder what I have been doing...?