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Here are some of my favorite memories:
"Where are you? I'm drunk."
"Oh, the bathroom? Well. You go out the door until you get to the stairs, and then you make a left and go down them. The bathroom is then to the right. Well, no, not actually to the right, because the right would be the kitchen. You kind of go... straight... and then down the hall and the bathroom is then on your right."
"I want to make out with all of you!"
"Try to grab the smoke... it's fun..."
"Excuse me? Fuck you."
"The three of us are so alike. We're loud and obnoxious. We're like... CREAM! You know, like... cream filling. Only, we're nasty cream."
"Let's bring back gaylord! Like yo, fuck you, gaylord."
"I feel so light, it's like I could do a barrel turn."
"I'm just going to go get my friend from inside the bar. You know Brian Kenny, right?"
"[on the phone with Kristen] I don't know where I am right now, I think we're in Fusion's hotel... but everyone's all quiet -- AAH I'M SO DRUNK -- are we getting yelled at?"
"Kasey, can I have the card to the room? Kasey? Can I have the card? The card? Card... cardcardcardcardcardcardcardcardcardcard."
"FUCK CHIRL, I'M THE ORIGINAL FUN."
"If he can't have a chin of his own, he'll just take her's... except he has really bad aim."
"God... what an... idiotbox."
"I was miserable, but then I tripped and fell and somehow when I stood up, everything was better."
"One... two... three... four... waitwaitwait, let me start over. One, two... three... four... waitwait, how do you count to eight?"
"Well, there's Tommy... Tommy... Tommy... Tommy..."
"Don't stop the beat! Keep going! Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrugh!"
"Wait, you're Michael? That's so funny because I'm Tommy."
"No, Kristen, your jumping-jacks scare me!"
"Mmmmptch."
I can't think of anything else, but I just thought of all of them at the exact same time as I was laying in bed.
"Where are you? I'm drunk."
"Oh, the bathroom? Well. You go out the door until you get to the stairs, and then you make a left and go down them. The bathroom is then to the right. Well, no, not actually to the right, because the right would be the kitchen. You kind of go... straight... and then down the hall and the bathroom is then on your right."
"I want to make out with all of you!"
"Try to grab the smoke... it's fun..."
"Excuse me? Fuck you."
"The three of us are so alike. We're loud and obnoxious. We're like... CREAM! You know, like... cream filling. Only, we're nasty cream."
"Let's bring back gaylord! Like yo, fuck you, gaylord."
"I feel so light, it's like I could do a barrel turn."
"I'm just going to go get my friend from inside the bar. You know Brian Kenny, right?"
"[on the phone with Kristen] I don't know where I am right now, I think we're in Fusion's hotel... but everyone's all quiet -- AAH I'M SO DRUNK -- are we getting yelled at?"
"Kasey, can I have the card to the room? Kasey? Can I have the card? The card? Card... cardcardcardcardcardcardcardcardcardcard."
"FUCK CHIRL, I'M THE ORIGINAL FUN."
"If he can't have a chin of his own, he'll just take her's... except he has really bad aim."
"God... what an... idiotbox."
"I was miserable, but then I tripped and fell and somehow when I stood up, everything was better."
"One... two... three... four... waitwaitwait, let me start over. One, two... three... four... waitwait, how do you count to eight?"
"Well, there's Tommy... Tommy... Tommy... Tommy..."
"Don't stop the beat! Keep going! Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrugh!"
"Wait, you're Michael? That's so funny because I'm Tommy."
"No, Kristen, your jumping-jacks scare me!"
"Mmmmptch."
I can't think of anything else, but I just thought of all of them at the exact same time as I was laying in bed.