Top Model Wednesday!
A NEW EPISODE OF TOP MODEL PREMIERES TONIGHT!!!! The highlight of my week is finally here! I'll update with my thoughts on the episode after it airs, but here are a few predictions for tonight's episode:
1. The girls move into their new house and a ton of screaming will follow. Just put the TV on mute for this entire portion of the show.
2. The girls have to do a fashion show on a runway suspended in mid air- one girl falls off and is eliminated for not making falling to her death look fierce enough.
3. Demi Lovato shows up at the photoshoot to teach the girls about team bullying...Demi Lovato has never been bullied a day in her life so no one gives a shit.
4. The girls do a shoot with hurtful words written on them: Tyra bathes in their tears as they remember the hardships of feeling like an outside in middle school. RATINGS!
5. Diane Von Furstenberg is the guest judge this week, and she'll talk in her lovable albeit crazy accent.
6. One girl is eliminated from the competition, and André Leon Talley eats her.
7. Tyra is fierce, amazing, flawless, smizing, etc. like always.
1. The girls move into their new house and a ton of screaming will follow. Just put the TV on mute for this entire portion of the show.
2. The girls have to do a fashion show on a runway suspended in mid air- one girl falls off and is eliminated for not making falling to her death look fierce enough.
3. Demi Lovato shows up at the photoshoot to teach the girls about team bullying...Demi Lovato has never been bullied a day in her life so no one gives a shit.
4. The girls do a shoot with hurtful words written on them: Tyra bathes in their tears as they remember the hardships of feeling like an outside in middle school. RATINGS!
5. Diane Von Furstenberg is the guest judge this week, and she'll talk in her lovable albeit crazy accent.
6. One girl is eliminated from the competition, and André Leon Talley eats her.
7. Tyra is fierce, amazing, flawless, smizing, etc. like always.