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May 09, 2006 02:39

I hate insomnia.
I hate being tired all day at work.
I hate sleeping alone.

My favorite personal ad of the week - From someone who wants to have sex with a small group:
"Please be 2-3 men and able to host."

Can i be 2-3 men? Do I just keep changing outfits? Lord knows I have before...

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lilbjorn May 9 2006, 13:20:03 UTC
I've seen you be 2 - 3 men and a pretty hot woman, all in one evening.

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super_robby May 10 2006, 03:28:46 UTC
Wow I had to think back about that one. Do you realize that I can't pinpoint the evening just based on that information?

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lilbjorn May 10 2006, 13:35:27 UTC
Here's a hint. The woman you were was Marlene Dietrich. :-)

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super_robby May 10 2006, 23:29:42 UTC
hate to tell you this but...

That doesn't exactly narrow it down.

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lilbjorn May 11 2006, 13:27:29 UTC
What if I told you I was Papa Bear that night?

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super_robby May 11 2006, 20:38:33 UTC
Okay, I'm gonna go with..
Creating Change Conference
Safer Sex Sluts workshop
Oakland
8ish years ago
Colonel Mustard
In the Library
With the French Tickler

Am I close?

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lilbjorn May 11 2006, 21:04:38 UTC
Throw in a couple of latex opera gloves and you've got it.

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