001 ♖ [video]
[The feed opens, after a moment of the usual static, upon a turtleneck-clad teen sitting cross-legged in the center of his dorm room bed. His eyes are downcast as he begins speaking, apparently focused instead on something cupped in his hands.]
I assumed that this place would be more understanding, but perhaps I was wrong. [His eyes dart to the screen, narrowed and apparently vengeful.] A natural human reaction, but I expected more from you all. ... Hm. [His eyes move away, again concerned with the thing in his hands. He opens them slightly, and the thing promptly skitters up his arm to his shoulder. It's a fuzzy yellow spider, about the size of his palm.] It seems he had some trouble traversing the hallways. Do none of you look where you step? Or maybe your immediate response was to purposefully attempt exterminating him?
[He continues his public service announcement in a huff.] I will not allow any of my friends to be injured on account of simple ignorance. Do I make myself clear?
[By the way, this is one of the newbies... First impressions: royally failed oops.]
I assumed that this place would be more understanding, but perhaps I was wrong. [His eyes dart to the screen, narrowed and apparently vengeful.] A natural human reaction, but I expected more from you all. ... Hm. [His eyes move away, again concerned with the thing in his hands. He opens them slightly, and the thing promptly skitters up his arm to his shoulder. It's a fuzzy yellow spider, about the size of his palm.] It seems he had some trouble traversing the hallways. Do none of you look where you step? Or maybe your immediate response was to purposefully attempt exterminating him?
[He continues his public service announcement in a huff.] I will not allow any of my friends to be injured on account of simple ignorance. Do I make myself clear?
[By the way, this is one of the newbies... First impressions: royally failed oops.]