Conquest 12 [Video]

[super_overlord]

[The feed clicks on with Laharl out gathering food, shoving impossible amounts of the stuff into his shorts' pockets, though the material never stretches around the contents once the object clears the pocket's hem.]

Oy, Flonne, I'm gonna be going exploring with a f--er--acquaintance of mine in a couple weeks or so. Do me a favor and do not wake

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[fail_assassin]

W-wait! You're going to rip your pockets if you just keep stuffing them full of food like that.

Let me find a bag for you. Oh... and please leave some behind for safekeeping.

Eh? Where are you going so suddenly? Though... I don't really mind staying behind, but... are you sure that you don't want me to tag along? It might be safer that way.

[super_overlord]

[He shrugs a bit, still shoving food into his amazing bottomless pockets.]

I can fit my sword in there as well as all our other equipment. They're magical pockets. Where the hell do you think I kept all the junk we accumulated?

Yea, I'm sure. We'll be fine. Trust me. This guy is as good with a sword as me.

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[fail_assassin]

You know...

I never really thought about it before. Your pockets never seem to bulge out or anything!

[fail_assassin]

Hmmm... Very well. I have faith in you, Laharl!

Though, may I ask who "this guy" is?

This is the first time that I've heard about you preparing to go on a journey with someone else.

[super_overlord]

Name's Sephiroth.

Tall dude, white hair, has a thing for the bondage look, and a sword that insinuates he's compensating more than mine does.

[fail_assassin]

Sephiroth, huh?

Hah...

[super_overlord]

Yup.

[fail_assassin]

In any case, I don't mind letting you sleep undisturbed.

But, um... the cleaning... and a few weeks...

[super_overlord]

What about the cleaning?

[fail_assassin]

Well... in a few weeks, it's going to start getting really dusty again. That, and you're leaving crumbs on the floor.

I might not be able to hold myself back.

[super_overlord]

[Groans and rolls his eyes, pausing his pocket stuffing for a moment to rub his forehead.]

Okay, fine, you can dust and sweep. But don't move, anything. I have stuff just the way I want them in there... ...no thanks to you...

[fail_assassin]

Really?

Oh, thank you so much! I'll be sure to keep my end of the bargain, so you can just leave everything to me.

[super_overlord]

[Sighs softly.]

Why is she so damn happy... ...at least she's here...