Conquest 9 - [Accidental Video // Action]

[super_overlord]

[Laharl accidentally turns on the video as he tosses in his sleep and knocks the communicator of the hospital bed he's in, followed by the Overlord starting to stir a bit.]

Wh... where the hell am I?

Comments

[guardianofman]

Oh good you're alright! It's good to see that your friend won't have to worry anymore.

[super_overlord]

...She's not my friend. She's my vassal. I don't need friends.

[guardianofman]

Are you sure? She was really worried and seems to care a lot about you. It looked more like friendship than just a working relationship.

Do you really not need friends? Friends make everything better!

[super_overlord]

Yes. I'm sure. She's my vassal and nothing more.

I'm the Overlord of the Netherworlds. Demons - much less the most powerful one in all the Netherworlds - don't need friends. The only thing friends are good for are stabbing you in the back.

[guardianofman]

That's really sad, I'm sure she would be a wonderful friend.

Demons, so, you're sort of like another worlds version of mazoku? Though it's true they don't understand love or friendship, I still get the feeling it's different. Are you sure you're not just in denial? It really isn't a bad thing, when you love and care for someone you can do so much more! your vassal even managed to drag you to the hospital, when it was clearly difficult for her!

[super_overlord]

I SAID I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!

Love... bah... stupid emotion. I don't need or want it. All it's good for is causing wars. In fact, I hate love.

[guardianofman]

Sure you do! That sort of outburst almost cries for it. Don't worry though, I'll gladly be your friend.

That's not true, hate starts a lot more wars. When we care and understand each other, we don't fight. Love is what makes the world a better place, and those who care are what make a strong and healthy society!

[super_overlord]

Wow. You're a bigger love freak than Flonne... and that's saying something.

Just, keep away from me and you won't find my sword in your gut.

[guardianofman]

Love freak? I don't know about that, I just know that love and tenderness and caring for others can get you a lot further in life.

Isn't it a little early to be threatening me? At least to the person who took you to your room?

[super_overlord]

Please. Don't lecture me about love. I have no need for it and no want for it.

I'm a demon. I don't need a reason to threaten you.

[guardianofman]

Ah, sorry, I didn't mean to.

Well, I hope you don't go through with it, I wouldn't want to make anyone upset.

[super_overlord]

A little late for that.

[guardianofman]

I'm really sorry! I am! Um, is there something I can do to make it up to you?

[super_overlord]

[Just facepalms.]

[guardianofman]