Interpretation Theory.
So to break the LiveJournal posting stigma, I offer the following (atypically cynical) interpretations of the messages in Dove Chocolate Promises.
"Express what's in your heart."
Kara says: "Tell the people you don't like that you don't like them."
"Chocolate always loves you back."
Kara says: "1 minute on your lips, 10 years on your hips."
"Chocolate. Always your valentine."
Kara says: "Chocolate will always be your valentine because you have no one else."
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I should stop...I actually love valentines day--second favorite holiday next to the fourth of july!
...but aside from that and other debauchery, the business at hand must be dealt with:
GETTING CRAZY EXCITED FOR KING TUT TOMORROW!
"Express what's in your heart."
Kara says: "Tell the people you don't like that you don't like them."
"Chocolate always loves you back."
Kara says: "1 minute on your lips, 10 years on your hips."
"Chocolate. Always your valentine."
Kara says: "Chocolate will always be your valentine because you have no one else."
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I should stop...I actually love valentines day--second favorite holiday next to the fourth of july!
...but aside from that and other debauchery, the business at hand must be dealt with:
GETTING CRAZY EXCITED FOR KING TUT TOMORROW!