my life is a Free Kohlberg Muffin.

[super_kara21]

yes, my life is a free Kohlberg (still can't spell this) muffin. I don't know why--but today when I picked up three muffins for free, I felt a connection. Yes.

Here i sit, typing away, munching on the carrot variety of muffin...I am not actually eating the muffin because I am hungry--no...because It was free and because it tastes delicious.

So how does this parallel to my life? Good question. I'm not really sure that I even know.
Let me characterize the Free Kohlberg Muffin:

1. You are asthetically appealing.
2. You are quite tasty
3. You are free
4. You are my sunshine (ha ha)
5. Sometimes, you are not delicious, but look so delicious--this confuses me, oh Free Kohlberg Muffin.

How do these statements about our friend, the Free Kohlberg Muffin, compare to me?

If taken verbatim, this would mean that I am a:

1. hobag
2.

ummm.,....
Last time I checked, I was not a hobag--so maybe Free Kohlberg Muffin and I are not as similar as we had initially hoped??? ( i hope--if I am actually a hobag, please let me know and I will start wearing baggy turtlenecks,weird shoes, waist high jeans, and not comb my hair. Ha. NEVAH! ***sorry for the digressions***)

What an anti-climax. I didn't mean that. Really. Truly. Muffin-y.