jah dread.

Jun 29, 2004 20:33

I want to run away to jamaica. and stay there, forever. anybody care to join me? anybody at all?

it could work, I could do it. I'd just need the cash. hmm...I could probably pawn enough stuff to cover airfare, but I'd need some serious money to get myself a place there. I guess...I guess I could whore myself out to 1,000 fat chicks at $50 a pop. that should do it. or 50 fat chicks at $1000 each, that would be faster.

I'm sure I could find a job. everyone there is lazy, and I mean stupid-lazy. compared to that, I'm...hell, iono. fastidious. just at a restaurant, or one of the hotels. it could work. stay away from the cities, and you're safe, methinks.

just picture it: living in a little place somewhere in hills, or near the coast...whatever, it's all beautiful. surrounded by really nice people, good food, good...stuff. and red stripe.

I like this plan.
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