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I really like the crack-like effects of coffee, especially right before artistic/creative endeavors. why? let me give you an example. I just read an essay on how oppressive our patriarchal society is. I'm expected to write a response. But because I was jolted with a crack like substance, I took a bold leap and wrote a whole essay that painted a picture of my ideal matriarchal society. I'm talking outlining what guys should wear ("Men must also always wear cute leather boots that hurt their feet because they're a little tight and extra narrow and pointy at the ends. It reminds women (unconsciously) of penises. It's subtle, yet hopefully it is a little degrading.") and how women get to spend their time (drinking cosmos while shopping at the mall). It was highly entertaining a even a little enlightening. In fact, I'm encouraged to hold an anti-superbowl day which is where women get together and read cosmo and drink cosmos and gossip. I dont give a fuck if it sounds stereotypical cuz it also sounds FUN. holla at my ladies.