ugh, another meme
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? no
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? do you really have to keep yelling?
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? i dunno, anywhere between half an hour to 30000 years
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? no
05. DOES IT SMELL GOOD? are you freakin retarted?
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? i guess my johnny depp bag is kinda like a purse
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? it's black with JOHNNY DEPP ON IT!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG? no
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON? a what?
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE? 1
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? yes
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? whenever i have a random female freind/cousin who brings up the question " hey alan, you want your nails done?"
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? Yep.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? Yep.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? no
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?i dunno, it used to be the place by ames.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? i did once, but i prefer my natural red
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? no
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? no
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? my super steel toed tank shoes
22. WHAT BRAND ARE THEY? umm, i dunno
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? no, heels hurt
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? prolly not
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? is it sad if i say hot topic?
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? not really
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? bestbuy, walmart, or some video game store type area. or a dork store
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? however much that's in my pocker
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? in what?
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? i wasn't aware that i was either fahsionable or trendy
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? no
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? zip
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? No.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SHORT SKIRTS? yes _> . . . . .. j/k :D
38. DO YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS? i shaved my feet once . . . .
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYEBROWS DONE? no
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? um, no
41. DO YOU WEAR EYELINER? i wanted to but my momy wouldn't let me.
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? no
45. DO YOU HAVE ALOT OF MAGAZINES? yeah, i have a hundred old nintendo powers
46. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GIRLY-GIRL? only when it comes to johnny depp
--Redneck--
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? No, but man would that be sweet
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? No
3] Do you ride fourwheelers? no
4] Do you like to get dirty? no
5] Do you like country music? NO!!!
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Yes, who doesn't
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? Yes
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? yes
TOTAL Yes : 3.5
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: no
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: Yes
3] Do you think about death often? No
4] Do you want to die? No
5] Are you a social outcast?: No
6] Are you pale? Yes
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: who doesn't
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? yeah, mostly because he is accociated with johnny depp
9] Are you mean? i try not to be
Total yes: 4.5
--Skater/Punk--
1] Can you skateboard: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: No
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?oh man, we could
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? No
5] Do you watch the x-games? No
6] Do you have any piercings? no
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? No
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts?not usually
9] Have you called someone a poser? yes
Total YES: 1.5
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like": Yes
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch?: Nope
3] Do you pop the collar?: my brother tries to get me to
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: dude, seriously, yeah.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen?: who?
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: No
7] Do you like pop music: No.
8] Do u say OMG a lot?: no
9] Do you want/have a little dog?: no
Total YES : 2
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: no
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: no
3] Do You want to save the animals?: no
4] Do you think war is unneccesary?: sometimes
5] Is love essential in your life?: Yes
6] Have you smoked pot?: No
[7] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: Yes
Total YES: 2.5
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto: no
2] Do you wear do-rags?:i thought they were dew-rags. well no
3] Do you like hip-hop? : no
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: probobally not
5] Do you believe he's alive?: no
6] Do you like afros?: yes
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: no
8] Do you like to dance?: no
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: No, if I showed up at school wearing one of those I would probably be shot
Total YES: 1
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?:no
2] Do you wear hoodies: no
3] Do you like soft music: yes
4] Do people not understand you? not usually. but that's not cause i'm emo
5] Do you write your own songs?: No.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: no
7] Do you cut your hair: No
8] Are you lonely: Not really.
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: that song sux
Total YES: 1 (although my LJ would atest that i'm much more emo)
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? No
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: bad idea # 1
3] Is your hair shaggy?: no
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: bad idea #2
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: yes
6] Are you tan? no i don't have skin cancer
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?:bad idea #3
9] Do you hate tourists?: no
Total YES: 1
--Geek--
1] do you wear glasses? Yes, although i'm cutting back
2] Do you get good grades? not really
3] Do you use an inhaler?: No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? i should prolly start, but i don't
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: no
5] Are you on the computer often?: my god yes
6] Do you ever get picked on?: eh, i used to
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: i always look forward to the first day, because it's a fresh begining. then it starts to suck
8] Are you shy arond the opposite sex?: if i think they're purty
Total YES: 6
and there you have it folks.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? do you really have to keep yelling?
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? i dunno, anywhere between half an hour to 30000 years
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? no
05. DOES IT SMELL GOOD? are you freakin retarted?
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? i guess my johnny depp bag is kinda like a purse
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? it's black with JOHNNY DEPP ON IT!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG? no
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON? a what?
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE? 1
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? yes
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? whenever i have a random female freind/cousin who brings up the question " hey alan, you want your nails done?"
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? Yep.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? Yep.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? no
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?i dunno, it used to be the place by ames.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? i did once, but i prefer my natural red
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? no
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? no
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? my super steel toed tank shoes
22. WHAT BRAND ARE THEY? umm, i dunno
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? no, heels hurt
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? prolly not
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? is it sad if i say hot topic?
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? not really
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? bestbuy, walmart, or some video game store type area. or a dork store
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? however much that's in my pocker
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? in what?
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? i wasn't aware that i was either fahsionable or trendy
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? no
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? zip
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? No.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SHORT SKIRTS? yes _> . . . . .. j/k :D
38. DO YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS? i shaved my feet once . . . .
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYEBROWS DONE? no
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? um, no
41. DO YOU WEAR EYELINER? i wanted to but my momy wouldn't let me.
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? no
45. DO YOU HAVE ALOT OF MAGAZINES? yeah, i have a hundred old nintendo powers
46. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GIRLY-GIRL? only when it comes to johnny depp
--Redneck--
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? No, but man would that be sweet
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? No
3] Do you ride fourwheelers? no
4] Do you like to get dirty? no
5] Do you like country music? NO!!!
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Yes, who doesn't
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? Yes
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? yes
TOTAL Yes : 3.5
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: no
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: Yes
3] Do you think about death often? No
4] Do you want to die? No
5] Are you a social outcast?: No
6] Are you pale? Yes
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: who doesn't
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? yeah, mostly because he is accociated with johnny depp
9] Are you mean? i try not to be
Total yes: 4.5
--Skater/Punk--
1] Can you skateboard: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: No
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?oh man, we could
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? No
5] Do you watch the x-games? No
6] Do you have any piercings? no
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? No
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts?not usually
9] Have you called someone a poser? yes
Total YES: 1.5
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like": Yes
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch?: Nope
3] Do you pop the collar?: my brother tries to get me to
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: dude, seriously, yeah.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen?: who?
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: No
7] Do you like pop music: No.
8] Do u say OMG a lot?: no
9] Do you want/have a little dog?: no
Total YES : 2
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: no
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: no
3] Do You want to save the animals?: no
4] Do you think war is unneccesary?: sometimes
5] Is love essential in your life?: Yes
6] Have you smoked pot?: No
[7] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: Yes
Total YES: 2.5
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto: no
2] Do you wear do-rags?:i thought they were dew-rags. well no
3] Do you like hip-hop? : no
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: probobally not
5] Do you believe he's alive?: no
6] Do you like afros?: yes
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: no
8] Do you like to dance?: no
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: No, if I showed up at school wearing one of those I would probably be shot
Total YES: 1
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?:no
2] Do you wear hoodies: no
3] Do you like soft music: yes
4] Do people not understand you? not usually. but that's not cause i'm emo
5] Do you write your own songs?: No.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: no
7] Do you cut your hair: No
8] Are you lonely: Not really.
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: that song sux
Total YES: 1 (although my LJ would atest that i'm much more emo)
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? No
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: bad idea # 1
3] Is your hair shaggy?: no
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: bad idea #2
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: yes
6] Are you tan? no i don't have skin cancer
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?:bad idea #3
9] Do you hate tourists?: no
Total YES: 1
--Geek--
1] do you wear glasses? Yes, although i'm cutting back
2] Do you get good grades? not really
3] Do you use an inhaler?: No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? i should prolly start, but i don't
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: no
5] Are you on the computer often?: my god yes
6] Do you ever get picked on?: eh, i used to
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: i always look forward to the first day, because it's a fresh begining. then it starts to suck
8] Are you shy arond the opposite sex?: if i think they're purty
Total YES: 6
and there you have it folks.