Dream

Jul 30, 2005 13:47

Man, my dreams can be so crazy sometimes. I had a dream that I was in this workshop with Tyra Banks. She was coaching girls in their late teens to early twenties on modeling, but it was more of a confidence boasting thing because none of the girls were very pretty, they weren't ugly, but I didn't see any of them as models. Anyway, I was talking to a couple of them about how I really wanted to be a model, but didn't know how to go about it and then I look over and see Tyra and her legs and butt were really fat, with cottage cheese and stretch marks (I don't know why her pants were off, but w.e). And I think, If she can model underwear like that, then I can surely model as well. So I pull her to the side and tell her I'm really serious about starting my modeling career and I just need a little pointing in the right direction. And she asks "print?" And I say "Yes" and she nods like she can see it happening. Then she looks at me and says, "You're not serious are you?" And I say "Yes, of course. This has been a dream for a long time" And she shakes her head and says, "you should be realistic. The modeling world won't accept you. You are much too beautiful. Look at me, I was butt ugly when I started modeling." Then she turns and starts walking away and I see her fat ass jiggling.

I woke up and half asleep and half awake and told Greg that Tyra Banks thinks I'm too pretty to model, and he looked at me like I was crazy! Ok, so I see his point!
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