May 03, 2005 22:33
ah so today at work, someone brought up one of those darth vader masks with a vioce changer, and told us to defect it out, and i saw nothing wrong with it, so i convinced my manager to let me buy it, for a dollar
heh
then i went on my lunch break
so i pull out, with my neon and strobe running, and just the like back hood part of the vader mask on
so i'm rolling along dobbin road
and a cop pulls out in front of me and i'm like o crap, i gotta turn off this strobe so i'm all scrambling to turn off the neon/ strobe
all this time with the vader thing on
heh, then i'm at a red light with the cop in front of me
and see i have this wierd thing, where i highly enjoy like stopping the like letting off the brake a little then hitting it again, cuz it kinda like makes your car bounce, lol, it keeps me entertain, so i'm doing that while chillen behind this cop with the vader hood on, heh, then the light turns green so i start going, then i glance in my rearview mirror and i see a cop car with its lights on, so i'm like o that can't be for me, then i was like o either way im supposed to pull to the side, so i pull to the side
expecteing him to go around
and he stops and gets out, i'm liks o poop so i toss off my vader hood, and put the car in park, and outta habit i unbuckled my seatbelt
so he comes up to my car and tells me that he pulled me over for having these blue l.e.d. skull license plate bolts on my car and for not having my seatbelt on
i tell him i just took off my seatbelt
so he asks for my license and registration, so i hand him them
and hes like is this your car
i answer no, its my parents
he asks if i was the one who put the lights on it, lol, i tell him that my dad did it
he obviously thought i was lying
so he goes back to his car, and while hes back there, i rip out my neon/strobe and shove it under the sseat, lol
he comes up and gives me a warning and lets me leave
so i pull into mcdonalds, and put on the full vader mask, and go through the drive through, great fun, lol, i'm such a weirdie
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